a odd peice of dialect said right here in the house I'm living (this is from memory so it's as close as I can remember)
*the group is sitting around google eyed at the screen watching a series of movies for Sara's Bday and are currently watching The Hills Have Eyes*
Tyleia: Lizard is cute
Sara: uh.....Lizard just raped the screamy bitch...and he has a hairlip from hell
Jerry: AND you have a non mutated man
Tyleia: what? he's still hot. EVIL IS SEXY!!!!!! (<---highlighted quote)
Sara: I just want his chain.....very badly
Catherine: It is very "you"
Jerry: Will you shut up about the damn chain? We alll know you orgasm fo that chain
Sara: nono....only Matt can make me orgasm
Tyleia: AAH!! NO!
Sara: What? You started it!
Tyleia: well you can have the chain I want Lizard and that dog. The dog kicks ass!
Jerry: I am STILL sitting here bitch! And I have an upper lip!
Derrek: Pluto looks like the retard from the goonies....
Catherine: How can any of these mutants reproduce?.....or even get a hardon?
Sara: It's a movie
Catherine: I STILL NEED TO KNOW!
Sara...ooook. Next we'll watch "Seven" _________________ I'm a white thylacine with turqoise stripes, eyes, & hair.
hehe. Had to post this. This conversation happened as Tecoon & I were watching the Eppisode of The Simpsons where Santa's Little Helper gets a GF & has 25 puppies
(Tecoon forgive me if I forget some of the words)
Tecoon: What would be great is if we had a cat have 25 kittens!
Me: Yep! Not much is cuter that a kitten!
Tecoon: NOTHING is cuter than a kitten
Me: *starts to say something*
Tecoon: And DON'T say tarantula or scorpion!
Me: *pauses* Ok ok from a "normal" point of veiw, no animal is cuter than a kitten
Tecoon: Damn right. _________________ I'm a white thylacine with turqoise stripes, eyes, & hair.
It was the sort of grin people use when they stare at your left ear and tell you in an urgent tone of voice that they are being spied on by secret agents from the next galaxy. It was not a grin to inspire confidence. More horrible grins had probably been seen, but only on the sort of grinner that is orange with black stripes, has a long tail and hangs around in jungles looking for victims to grin at.
The Light Fantastic by Terry Pratchett
I think I'm offended. Being a tigress 'n all. :p _________________ ~Ginny~
[18:09] <Ginny> Die, petunia.
[18:09] <Ginny> Just die.
[18:09] <Ginny> ><
[18:09] <Paw-Fox> neh, how come?
[18:12] <Ginny> XP
[18:12] <Ginny> Petunias make me sneeze.
[18:12] <Paw-Fox> awwh.
[18:12] <Ginny> X3
[18:12] <Paw-Fox> stupid flowers
[18:12] <Ginny> yup
[18:12] <Paw-Fox> hehe made me giggle
at the same time...
[18:10] <Joseph_Foxwood> I pwned teh internetz.
[18:12] * Ginny pwned the WORLD, what's your point?
[18:12] * Joseph_Foxwood pwned the universe.
[18:13] * Ginny pwned the galaxy.
[18:14] <Ginny> Beat THAT, biotch. :3
[18:14] * Joseph_Foxwood pwned all the galaxies.
[18:15] * Ginny pwned the infinitive whole vaccuum of space.
[18:15] * Joseph_Foxwood pwned that. SQUARED!
[18:16] * Ginny pwned THAT. CUBED!
[18:16] <Joseph_Foxwood> You can't beat squared.
[18:16] <Joseph_Foxwood> =3
[18:16] <Ginny> Can too.
[18:16] <Ginny> Cubed.
[18:16] <Ginny> ^3.
[18:16] <Joseph_Foxwood> HEXAGONED!
[18:16] <Ginny> ...wtf?
[18:16] <Joseph_Foxwood> XD
[18:17] <Ginny> Hexagon's a shape, not a power!
[18:17] <Ginny> We were doing powers!!
[18:17] <Ginny> No fair, you cheated!!!
[18:31] * Ginny grins
[18:31] <Paw-Fox> what they think :p?
[18:31] <Paw-Fox> all wanting a piece of me
[18:32] <Ginny> XD
[18:32] <Ginny> yes
[18:32] <Paw-Fox> ... seriously?
[18:32] <Ginny> XP
[18:32] * Ginny hugs
[18:32] <Paw-Fox> ... seriously? ... seriously?
[18:32] <Ginny> dun worry, no one's gonna show up at your house and demand you show them your body :3
((the above was about my friends seeing his pictures XD ))
[10:34:PM] <Paw-Fox> *snuggles*
[10:34:PM] <Paw-Fox> i bet its turning into a voodoo doll
[10:35:PM] <Paw-Fox> it like links to me, and when you hug it, i randomly hug things
[10:38:PM] <Ginny> XD XD XD
[10:38:PM] <Ginny> probably
[10:38:PM] <Paw-Fox> in the street
[10:38:PM] * Ginny snuggles back
[10:38:PM] <Paw-Fox> i start hugging a lamp post
[10:38:PM] <Ginny> XD
[10:38:PM] <Ginny> I can so see that happening!!
[11:25:PM] <Paw-Fox> *snuggles* dont worry i will come and visit and i be like "HUGS NOW!"
[11:25:PM] <Paw-Fox> 18hour flight trip with no hugs!
[11:25:PM] <Ginny>
[11:25:PM] <Paw-Fox> I DEMAND HUGS STOMPY STOMPY!
[11:25:PM] * Ginny huggles
[11:25:PM] <Ginny> I can see that XD
[11:25:PM] <Ginny> No, it'd be like
[11:25:PM] <Ginny> you standing in a lobby
[11:25:PM] <Ginny> 'now, where's that bloody tigress?'
[11:26:PM] <Ginny> me: *jumps out of nowhere and hugs you screaming "PAWWWW!"*
[11:26:PM] <Paw-Fox> :p
[11:26:PM] <Ginny> you: '...there she is'
[11:26:PM] <Ginny> X3
[11:26:PM] <Paw-Fox> *falls asleep*
[11:26:PM] <Paw-Fox> i've never had jet lag
1:37:PM] <Fur-WEB1> WTH?!
[11:37:PM] * Fur-WEB1 rawrs
[11:37:PM] <Arkani> Like me.
[11:37:PM] <GermanTrooper> i hate this connection
* Looking up Ginny user info...
[11:37:PM] <SilverFox> wb Ginny
[11:37:PM] <Lobar> need your clone killed Ginny?
[11:37:PM] <Jwcgator> If you don't you get 2 minute banned alot xD
[11:37:PM] <Fur-WEB1> please x.x
[11:38:PM] * Ginny (Ginny@furtopia-CC2E7988.hsd1.md.comcast.net) Quit ([irc.furtopia.org] Local kill by Lobar (BOOM, headshot!))
[11:38:PM] <Fur-WEB1> someone kill mah clone?
[11:38:PM] <Fur-WEB1> thankies
[11:38:PM] <Jwcgator> Operbot has a 2 minute ban fetish
[11:38:PM] * Fur-WEB1 is now known as Ginny
[11:38:PM] * Ginny (Ginny@furtopia-CC2E7988.hsd1.md.comcast.net) Quit ([irc.furtopia.org] Local kill by PrinceKaro (clone))
[11:38:PM] <Lobar> lol
[11:38:PM] <Arkani> ...
[11:38:PM] <Jasper> haha
[11:38:PM] <Paw-Fox> .....
[11:38:PM] * Ginny (Ginny@furtopia-CC2E7988.hsd1.md.comcast.net) has joined #furtopia
[11:38:PM] <Arkani> XD
[11:38:PM] <Ginny> WTF?!
Above: lemme explain what happened there. I got peer'd, basically randomly kicked outta the chat for no reason except that the bots are insane. So, I log back on as 'FurWeb1' or whatever. I ask someone to kill the other one of me from before. They do. I change my name back-someone was lagging and killed me AGAIN. Insanity.
[16:39] * Ginny throws a fish at you.
[16:39] * Joseph_Foxwood eats.
[16:40] * Gin[meanie] acks. That SO wasn't supposed to work like that.
gotta love my RPing. :3
[11:02] <Nido> I need an evil sounding name
[11:02] <Ginny> hi Nido :d
[11:02] <Nido> mastermind evil
[11:02] <Ginny> Joseph Foxwood? :3
[11:48] <Ginny> We could always use more INTELLIGENT members.
[11:49] <Paw-Fox> and like i am intelligent
[11:49] <Paw-Fox> im *
[11:49] * Ginny glares at Paw. "Why are you still here?"
[11:49] <Ginny> :p
[11:49] <Paw-Fox> *shrugs* good question
[11:49] <Ginny> XD
...and now I feel mean. ;;
[19:20] * BL throws water balloons at her
[19:21] * SilverFox pounce-hugs Ginny
[19:21] <SilverFox> ^.^
[19:22] * Ginny is both pounced and ballooned at the same time, and thusly turns to the only route that could possibly save her...
[19:22] *** Ginny is now known as Ginny[zombie]
[19:22] <Ginny[zombie]> AHA!
[19:22] <Ginny[zombie]> PWNED!!!
[19:22] <Ginny[zombie]> Bet you didn't see that coming.
[19:22] <Zan> &^%*&% BRB
[19:22] * BL hits with another water balloon
...no comment on this
[19:46] <nate> thats BL for ya >.>
[19:46] <Ginny[zombie]> yeah >>
[19:46] <Ginny[zombie]> gotta love him
[19:46] <BL[zombie]> ^_^
[19:46] <nate> yep
[19:46] <Ginny[zombie]> in that weird, "omg what planet are you from" sorta way
XD gotta love the spottycat.
[14:27] <Ginny> ;;
[14:28] <Abe|lab> Don't cry at me. D:
[14:30] <Ginny>
[14:30] * Ginny throws her tears in Abe's general direction.
[14:30] <Ginny> Take that.
Screw you, Abe. SCREW YOU. D:
Morgan: Hey, Beth.
Me: What? *is on computer throwing tears at Abe*
Morgan: Were you making toast?
Me: What? No! Why the heck would I be making toast? I hate toast! NO I WAS NOT MAKING THE FREAKING TOAST!!
Morgan: Oh. Mom? Were you making toast?
...why is this so normal in my life...? Toast is the ultimate evil.
[14:45] <GinnyNoPants> :d
[14:45] <Mikey> PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON
[14:45] <Nido_Loves_Gentoo> GinnyNoPants: wearing a skirt?
[14:45] <GinnyNoPants> XD
[14:45] <GinnyNoPants> nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
[14:45] <Mikey> THIS IS A RESPECTABLE ESTABLISHMENT
[14:45] <Nido_Loves_Gentoo> kilt?
[14:45] <Mango> AND THERE'S CHILDREN PRESENT
[14:45] <Mikey> ND ELDERLY
[14:45] <GinnyNoPants> nuuuuuuuuuuuu :3
[14:45] <Mikey> AND*
[14:46] <Nido_Loves_Gentoo> errr. I'm kinda running out of options here. restraining jacket? _________________ ~Ginny~
Me: "Is that a blow-up doll?"
Chad: *starts laughing and honking the horn* "I wonder how many of them will get lucky tonight."
Scott: "Probably all of them...at the same time."
Chad: "Those things don't have that many holes...not that I would know."
(Yeah, these guys had a blow-up doll in the parkinglot of Outdoor Adventure and I just happen to be the one to point it out in a car full of more guys)
Steve: "Kara, sign my program!"
Me: "Steve, I wasn't in the play."
Steve: "I don't care. Sign it!"
Me: "I got a pimple on my ear.... Oh, crap. I think it just popped."
Ginny: "TMI! TMI! TMI!.... What are you doing now?"
Me: "I'm rubbing the stuff that came out of the pimple on my pants."
Ginny: "I'm not wearing pants" ^-^
(Ginny and I have strange phone conversations) _________________ Oh, yeah? Well, your dad!
"I have just pissed in my pants, and there's nothing anybody can do about it."
-From the movie "Dances with Wolves"
Man was traveling in wolfskin when wolf stopped his way.
"Know from my garb," said the man, "what I am, what I may."
The wolf first laughed out loud, then grimly said to the man:
"I know that you are weak, if you need another's skin."
-One of Krasicki's Parable. _________________ Hamsters for life!
-=Should the need arise to wiggle to the right till feelings the resistance=-
I <3 Sel
"With the fur, not against it."
~The Wolf from the 10th Kingdom
"With each passing day, the world finds new and exciting ways to kill a man."
~Baltheir from Final Fantasy XII _________________ Oh, yeah? Well, your dad!
[22:56] * ehsteve does the pants dance
[22:56] * GinNoPants does the nopants dance
[22:56] <ArkaniKarin> Why is Ginny pantless again?
[22:57] <Sleet-HW> does she need a reason?
"Is there something in that fur suit with you? I mean... thats not attached?"
"Has anyone seen my head?"
"He calls himself an artist! He wouldn't know a pen from a - the uh.... thing that he draws on." _________________ Tinkerbell March/White kitty cat...somewhat lynxish lately - bare bottom feet, love to exccessssssorize!
Jess: "Mr. Downey, have you ever made a student cry?"
Mr. Downey: "I don't know. Maybe."
J.R.: "You can make any kid cry...if you stab it."
>.< I sit next to J.R. and he scares the hell outta me.
Katie: "Fine, don't take my suggestion."
Mom: "Ok, we'll get this one."
Jeff: "But this one's better. Why don't you listen to me?"
Mom: "Because you're not a girl yet."
Jeff: O.O
(XD We were picking out a purse to give my cousin for her birthday) _________________ Oh, yeah? Well, your dad!
J.R. is this freshman in my math class with snot issues... It's better to just not ask. Anyway...
Me: I just beat Final Fantasy XII before coming here.
Kyle: Cool. I take it the ending is happy and everyone lives?
Me: Well, it's implied that Fran and Balthier live.
Kyle: Not Fran!
Me: You say not Fran, I say not Balthier.
Kyle: Why do you like Balthier? He has that scar.
Me: No, you're thingking of Basch.
Kyle: *pauses* Wait, Balthier's the one with the earrings.
Me: Doesn't matter. He's still one sexy mo-fo.
Kayla: Who are you guys talking about.
Me/Kyle: Final Fantasy characters!
Kayla doesn't really talk to me anymore X3 _________________ Oh, yeah? Well, your dad!
"Do I smell the revolting stench of self-esteem??!?!?!?"
-Jon Lovits in The Producers _________________ I'm a white thylacine with turqoise stripes, eyes, & hair.
Jesse Brown: "Now fangirls aren't the smartist of people." *mocks fangirl* "Fluffy, Fluffy can I get a hug?" *stops mocking fangirls* "Head first into the spikes. Go for the fluff."
(This was said in regard to a Sesshomaru costume)
Jesse: "Let me repeat: Hot gun. Used to to take paint off of stuff. Makes quick work of flesh."
XD This guy had a workshop at Otakon that was based on giving advice on costume design. It was pretty funny. _________________ Oh, yeah? Well, your dad!
"No means yes & yes means hotdogs!"
--Tecoon (after I yelled 'NO!' when he slapped my butt) _________________ I'm a white thylacine with turqoise stripes, eyes, & hair.
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