"We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways!...one trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere. Like the times I cought the Ferry over to Shelbyville? I needed a new heel for my show. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. NOW, to take the ferry costs a nickle. But in THOSE days, nickles had pictures of bumblebees on 'em! Gimme 5 bees for a quarter you'd say...Now where was I? Oh yeah! The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get were those big yellow ones........"
---Good ol' Grandpa Simpson!!! _________________ I'm a white thylacine with turqoise stripes, eyes, & hair.
"A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him."
-Winston Churchill _________________ im new to furrys, use to be a scaile, but no more... have yet to dicide my fursona, any help would be great, i cant dicide, eather a fox, wolf, or coyote, drom me a pm with your vote
The only things known to go faster than ordinary light is monarchy, according to the philosopher Ly Tin Weedle. He reasoned like this: you can't have more than one king, and tradition demands that there is no gap between kings, so when a king dies the succession must therefore pass to the heir instantaneously. Presumably, he said, there must be some elementary particles -- kingons, or possibly queons -- that do this job, but of course succession sometimes fails if, in mid-flight, they strike an anti-particle, or republicon. His ambitious plans to use his discovery to send messages, involving the careful torturing of a small king in order to modulate the signal, were never fully expanded because, at that point, the bar closed.
Mort by Terry Pratchett _________________ - Red Fox
- I like the ladies but I'll try anything once... or as many times as I feel nessesary... or I want
"I am the dragon, and you call me insane...."
--Francis Dolarhyde, Red Dragon
(no that's not a comedy quote. I put it here because it's how I feel much of the time *sigh*) _________________ I'm a white thylacine with turqoise stripes, eyes, & hair.
It was the sort of grin people use when they stare at your left ear and tell you in an urgent tone of voice that they are being spied on by secret agents from the next galaxy. It was not a grin to inspire confidence. More horrible grins had probably been seen, but only on the sort of grinner that is orange with black stripes, has a long tail and hangs around in jungles looking for victims to grin at.
The Light Fantastic by Terry Pratchett _________________ - Red Fox
- I like the ladies but I'll try anything once... or as many times as I feel nessesary... or I want
Dr Tran: You are telling lies
Anouncer: See him deffending freedom
Dr Tran: That was more than ten lies
Anouncer: Witness him battaling evil forces
Dr Tran: Oh I counted that one
XD that is uber funny _________________
Mandi's Loving and Protective Alpha...I love my Badger Bitch
"Everything in this room is eadible, even I'M eadible...but THAT is called Cannibalism my dear children & is in fact frowned upon in most societies"
--Willy Wonka
I FUCKING LOVE THAT MOVIE! ALL HAIL TIM BURTON & JOHNNY DEPP! _________________ I'm a white thylacine with turqoise stripes, eyes, & hair.
"Lady's & Gentlemen, the cheif of police"
"hello everyone. Like the mayor I too was on my way to a costume party but oddly enough, not the SAME costume party! I'm able to remove my costume but have decided to keep it on as protection against the virus. Now, any questions?"
"Who are you supposed to be?"
"I'm Big Mac, lovable compaion to Ronald McDonald. Now, about the Virus-"
"Will this administration EVER bring the Hamburglar to justice?"
"No...er yes...Look doesn't ANYONE have any questions about the deadly virus that could kill us all????"
"Could the virus kill the Grimmace?"
"NOTHING can kill the Grimace!"
--Skit from CLERKS the cartoon. (In case you didn't figure it out he's dressed like a hamburger) _________________ I'm a white thylacine with turqoise stripes, eyes, & hair.
Location: Hideing in my cave on one of my mounds of gold sleeping like the lazy dragon that I am.
Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 9:29 pm Post subject:
“Heaven for the altitude, Hell for the company.”
-Mark Twane- (I think that’s how you spell his last name) _________________ Don't push a shy dragon, he will only run away and don't wake a sleeping one unless they want to be woken up.
-Red dragon
-gay (is open to any thing though aka will yiff with a female if i am realy in the mood)
"That's because you hate black people!"
"No, I hate hippies!"
"What?"
"I hate hippies! They talk about saving the earth, but they just drive around in cars with bad gas mileage, I hate 'em! I wanna kick 'em in the nuts!" _________________
Mate: Sarafina (my one and only, my soul mate...)
"I am Testicles! God of rash covered scrotums! Stare deep into the abyss of my individually wrapped slices! Holy Wax! Check out my Armpits!"
--Happy Noodle Boy
(I will post many more quotes by the lovable yet insane stick man) _________________ I'm a white thylacine with turqoise stripes, eyes, & hair.
Agent Smith: Why Mr. Anderson? Why? Why? Why do you do it? Why, why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you’re fighting FOR something? For more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom? Or truth? Perhaps it's peace? Could it be for love? Delusions Mr Anderson, vagaries of perception, temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify and existence that is without meaning or propose and all of them as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as Love. You must be able to see it Mr Anderson. You must know it bye now. You can't win. It's pointless to keep fighting. Why, Mr Anderson, why? Why do you persist?
Neo: Because I chose too. _________________
Mandi's Loving and Protective Alpha...I love my Badger Bitch
"So they want to kill my men? Two can play at that game."
(orcish artillery)
"Step 1: find cousin
Step 2: Get cousin into cannon
Step 3: find another cousin."
(fodder cannon)
"But it doesn't do anything. NO, it does nothing."
(null rod) _________________ I wish to give, to take, to make, to check, I wanna see it happen
I want to see, to be, the one that plays the game without no fears and regrets
I want to know you, better than I know myself
I want to feel the end, and to enjoy the consequence.
Location: Why, didn't you know dear boy? I'm under your bed!
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 4:31 pm Post subject:
"My wrath shall descend upon you like....Like... Ummm... Some suitable metaphor I shall think of later!
Oh yes! Fear my coming retort!" - Ky Karasu (modest, aren't I?).
"I know my friends, and dismiss my enemies" Drizzt Do'Urden _________________ Warning: The preceding post may have contained mature content and language unsuitable for younger readers.
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