(before my game responce- I agree =( we don't have many new members plus our commander & cheif *glares at her mate* is busy posting at gaming forums. Grrrrrrr)
It is but it's horrible perverted trolls like we had problems with not too long ago
I wish Jhonen Vasquez would continue making Invader ZIM! _________________ I'm a white thylacine with turqoise stripes, eyes, & hair.
He makes another season of it, however it contains very little of the original awesomeness due to the fact that it is centered around the daily routine of the robot parents. You'd be surprised at how fast the inside of a closet can get boring.
I wish for ads to DIE!
The banner ad at the top of the page is extremely annoying. Stop Flashing damnit! I see you! _________________
Aids dies, but there was already a cure for it and the only people that still had it were the undead- and they fall apart because they live off aids.
I wish there, right? Well, a err, thinking, ok I wish I had a magic/super scientific globe that wherever you touched, candy rains from the sky above the location on real earth! That's the theory, anyway. _________________ Hamsters for life!
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I <3 Sel
I said ads as in advertisements, not AIDS as in HIV/AIDS. AIDS can't die. It has a comedic value rivaled only by rape. I am so going to hell.
But, anyways, technology is developed to a point were your globe can be produced, but unfortunately it takes so long that the Earth is now a barren wasteland populated only by mutant zombie clowns. The remaining humans are living on the planet Zorgnoff 7 with no way of reaching the sugary goodness raining down onto the hordes of the evil painted faces.
(>.> Yeah sorta kinda messed up a 'lil bit on that one...)
You get pudding, but it's current location is the plumbing of your house.
I Godot would show up... (The one from the play!) _________________ Hamsters for life!
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I <3 Sel
You get your dragon! (Hurray!) But now everyone around you is super super jealous and won't leave you alone, causing minor paranoia-insania.
Hm, I wish sequels weren't so horrible... _________________ Hamsters for life!
-=Should the need arise to wiggle to the right till feelings the resistance=-
I <3 Sel
Aww, go Yoshi! (>.> Never seen Saw, to scary!)
So Yoshi is real now! But the translation from Mario World to this world really messes with their heads, so they're throwing eggs at turtles and crawling through plumbing, and generally causing much havoc. (Ya let me go to the bathro- OH GOD A YOSHI!)
I wish I knew what to be for Halloween... Pirate lawyer last year wasn't too good. _________________ Hamsters for life!
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I <3 Sel
Granted! Except now it's really super sticky, and... well you can think of the problems that come with that.
Dear Panda Santa:
I've been very good this year, but you know that. So I wish I had a new keyboard, because mine is missing keys and that's no fun.. Also, I wish I had more courage- and don't play any of that Wizard of Oz stuff on me either, or I'll rig up this Santa Stopper Chimney Trapper X-30! (Fire edition)
-Medic _________________ Hamsters for life!
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I <3 Sel
Dear Medic:
Your wish has been granted, but your new keyboard is broken, and it is physically impossible to fix. Oh, and you get more courage, but only seconds before you die.
-Crazy Cat
I wish for someone to do all my homework for me CORRECTLY!!! _________________ neurotic loner.
You can't handle the truth!
I <3 plushies
Awesome! That means I'll die like a secondary character during the final boss of an anime series! You know, when it seems like all hope is lost but the sidekick sacrifices 'em self and theres a bunch of light and tears flying everwhere- so fun! (You know what I'm talking about..! I think)
Ya! You get someone (or thing) to finish all your homework for you! Then it starts doing other things for you, and more and more- eventually taking over every action you used to do... Gah that's really creepy!
But hey, you get all A's!
I wish I had this super CD transformer thing- that would make a CD work for any game console. _________________ Hamsters for life!
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I <3 Sel
You get your "super CD transformer thing" for Christmas. Unfortunately, when you open the box, you find out that is a lot less "super" than first expected. Turns out it only converts music CDs, and since most game consoles already play music CDs, it is really quite useless. Plus, to add to the disappointment, the receipt has been lost, so the store will only let you exchange it for something of lesser or much lesser value (Yes, it's from Bub's Conses5ion stand). But at least you got a bag of grapes out of the deal.
You Mom in a attempt to understand you decides to wear a fursuit at all times, and takes to tackle hugging everyone she meets. (This could depend on the person, though..) Hey it'd scare me! "Hey this is my Mom.." "Nyaaa!" *tacklehug*
I wish everyone had a sign above their head that said what they were thinking. (Just to see what it'd be like!) _________________ Hamsters for life!
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I <3 Sel
Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 5:02 pm Post subject: Nice 1, Medic.
... I don't even own a fursuit... That is very frightening, though. Good one, honestly never saw it coming.
*tacklehug*
Hmm... Lets see...
A hard one...
You get that wish, but the signs are so infinitessimaly small that they might as well not be there at all.
I wish I had a tail IRL. A long, fuzzy, fur-covered tail. (It would be quite the talking point, I imagine.) _________________ Big guns = big funs
Hamsters are friends, not food.
I <3 x2 Medic
One day you grow a long, fuzzy tail. Actually, it doesn't so much grow as mutate. The mutation is caused by the radiation given off by the nuclear war that started because some crazy person in a fursuit tacklehugged a Chinese diplomat. Unfortunately the Chinese see this as an assassination attempt and an act of war. Things escalate and eventually nukes are raining down all around the globe.
You're right, though. It does create quite a talking piece for a while. Unfortunately the radiation doesn't just cause tail mutations, it also causes cancer, and in turn, the cancer causes death. Within a few years all life on the planet is eradicated.
I wish winter vacation was longer D: _________________
It was fun while it lasted, I suppose. And we had a good run. But why would it be all over the globe if it was between my country and China? (though Canada and Mexico would be caught in the crossfire, so tough cookies)
Yes, but its a nuclear winter, because China made faulty missiles that hit Canada instead of Alaska and New York.
I wish the US would just take over Mexico so there wouldn't be an ill-informed immigration debate. _________________ Big guns = big funs
Hamsters are friends, not food.
I <3 x2 Medic
Ok so the US takes over Mexico- this only causes further confusion because no one knows who's a immigrant or not so all tv channels become government mandated to broadcast 100 different long winded debates on the matter. (that was a weird wish o.o)
I wish I would never run out of peeps! (or coco) For those who don't know, peeps are those delicious sugar coated sugar marshmallow sugar things, really it's just sugar in fun sized chicken shapes and colors! _________________ Hamsters for life!
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I <3 Sel
I have odd wishes. You are a hamster, if I remember correctly. If you are not careful, I will mysteriously get over my dislike of shrapnel in my food. *Empty Threat*
And under traditional Western rules of, er... Conquerage (Sounds like the right word), Conquered peoples become citizens of the United States, thus if they were immigrants, it would be someone else's problem.
And the day the gub-mint takes over the media is the day of the Second American Revolution, in which I would be a proud participant.
The Peeps (c) CEO mysteriously dies, leaving all of the world's Peeps factories in your name. However, there is such a spike in demand that you chronically sell out and need more marshmallow, meaning that by the time you retire, you are the world's richest hamster, but you still don't have any peeps for yourself, and to add injury to insult, a crazed sugar-junky fursuiter accidentally crushes you in an attempted tacklehug. You are kept on life support for a week before finally dying a very painful death. (I fired my shrink years ago.)
I want a Mk. 22 for my 18th birthday. (No force like excessive force! ) _________________ Big guns = big funs
Hamsters are friends, not food.
I <3 x2 Medic
W-what!? I meant it was a great wish, yes! A very good wish I must say! *is very careful*
They can mess with our taxes and our rights, but when it comes to TV.. They're going down!
Ok ok so you get a Mk. 22 for you birthday! HURRAY! But little did you know it used to belong to Cupid, and only manages to shoot rainbow bullets of love that do no harm. Then one day when one of those bullets ricochets into a random crazy sugar-hyped fursuiter... (It's only fair!)
I wish I could get some real coco, and not this powdered instant stuff. (But it's still good! More so when mixed with coffee, and peeps) _________________ Hamsters for life!
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I <3 Sel
How does Cupid qualify for a handgun when he's BLIND?! (THX for the random fursuiter, btw. Handled correctly, I would call that a "Silver Lining")
Do I really want to corrupt cocoa?
...... Of course I do!
............Let me think..
I give you real cocoa. But you, due to the vagaries of your wish, get 100% PURE cocoa (OOPS!), which is actually very bitter before sugar is added. You get sick and while throwing up all over my den's floor, accidentally shoot yourself with cupid's gun. You give Narcissus a run for his denarii, pissing off your mate, your friends, and your co-workers.
And speaking of fursuiting, I'd love a custom fursuit... One that never wears out and is machine-washable (white fur gets dirty quickly ) and has a state-of-the-art thermal venting system of the type pioneered by NASA for the Apollo missions. (BTW, have you heard about Orion?) _________________ Big guns = big funs
Hamsters are friends, not food.
I <3 x2 Medic
Ok so you get a super advanced NASA fursuit. (So many ways you could go with this!) But the engineers got into a certain type of rum before making it, and end up placing useing a prototype rocket engine where the venting system should be. Good news, it fits! Yet it wielded itself shut the moment the engine kicked in- turns out it worked exactly how NASA wanted, as in you can fly! Problem is, it's always beyond scorching hot. Always.
Meanwhile NASA is trying to figure out why it's most guarded project is dishing out soft-serve ice cream instead of redirecting the course of an asteroid..
I wish batteries never ran out of power.
_________________ Hamsters for life!
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I <3 Sel
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It was fun while it lasted, I suppose. And we had a good run. But why would it be all over the globe if it was between my country and China? (though Canada and Mexico would be caught in the crossfire, so tough cookies)
) and has a state-of-the-art thermal venting system of the type pioneered by NASA for the Apollo missions. 