Wish Corruption Game

Burn · Wish Corruption Game

Okay. I got this game from another forum (Planet Furry) and it's one of the best forum games I can find. Here's how it works.

Furry #1 makes a wish, furry #2 corrupts it and makes a wish of his or her own. Hence "wish corruption game"

I'll start this off --- I wish I had a dollar.

Ginny

Okay, but then all your other money is stolen (including bank accounts) and all your stuff is repossesed, including house, car, computer...etc.

I wish I could go to Feral.

snowfang

Alright then, but then as soon as you get there, your arrested because your evil twin robbed every body and you go to jail for 70 years.

I wish I could move back to Colorado.

Ginny

Okay, but then a giant tornado/tsunami hits the area you move to and everyone including yourself dies and stuff.

I wish more people would get on here at a time!

Burn

More people come online at a time and soon they are telling everyone they know about this site. More and more people come to this forum and soon it becomes so overcrowded that you can't go 10 seconds without a new post.

I wish it was tomorrow.

snowfang

Okay, and tomorrow you forget to wear clothes and go around in underwear for the rest of the day and eventually get arrested for disturbing the peace.

I wish I could have a nice large rare steak.

Ginny

you've got it, but you forgot to specify what KIND of steak, and are now staring at a huge green-tinged, poisonous dragon steak.
In essence, you just killed a dragon, snowfang. *glares* u_u

I wish I was finished this stupid book that I have to read for Honors English.

Burn

You finish the book so early that by the time you get around to talking about it in class, you've forgotten everything about it. You're lucky you get a "D"

I wish I had a girlfriend.

Ginny

Ok, but she's a mean, ugly, green-skinned monster from Mars who has come to Earth to claim her mate.

I wish I could get the avatar I want to work.

snowfang

Alright, but as soon as the avatar works a virus from the avatar corupts zfurry and it shuts down forever. Eventualluy you commit suicide because of your ability not to communicate.

I wish I could go on a hiking trip for a long time.

Ginny

((Ack. Good one.))
Okay, but while hiking, you stop to take a nap and when you wake up, you're old and wrinkley and no one likes you anymore because they think you died. You lose.

I wish I was in Texas.

snowfang

((Ahh!! I dnt mean that long...lol))
Okay, but on your way to the hotel, three bulls charge you down for no aparent reason and knock you out for 70 years and no one is around to revive you even though you were hit on a busy street.

I wish my 3 year old little cousin wasnt exteremly evil and blood-thirsty.

Ginny

((O_o all my cousins are just into baseball...I want a vampire cousin.))
You've got it, but now it's only because he's MILDLY evil and bloodthirsty...and that's only because he transferred the remainder of the evilness and bloodthirst to YOU. You are now a vampire. Whoot.

I wish I had a nonpoisonous cupcake. ((mwa ha ha, made it hard for ya))

killerlove

your "non poisinous cupcake" has pictures of all your friends on it O_o (you wouldnt want to eat that would you?)

i wish i could do whatever i wanted for a whole day Very Happy

Ginny

Okay, but it's your last day on earth...because tomorrow, you'll be transported to an alien planet and married against your will to a tree.

I wish milk wouldn't spoil.

Burn

Instead of spoiling, milk grows arms and legs and starts running around hacking people up with a chainsaw.

I wish I had a sandwich

killerlove

your sandwich is made of spam (SPOILED spam!!!)

i wish that no one made fun of me Very Happy

Ginny

Ok, but thats only because no one talks to you anymore...

I wish I had Burn's kitten...

snowfang

All right, but it was stolen from him and he finds out it was you and claws you until you wont stop bleeding to get the kitten back.

Ginny

((Ask a question, Tallon... Smile

))

snowfang

((sorry, i thought I had put one.didnt even bother to look once I posted))

I wish my computer was fixed so I didnt have to use the stupid family one.

Burn

Your computer is now fixed. Unfortunatly for you it cost $1,325 to fix it. It lasts you two weeks before it crashes again.

I wish for everything I want

Ginny

((XD it's fine))
Okay. But this includes wishing for all the stuff you already have that you've wanted before...including wishing you were married to [insert blonde, brainless celebrity], who cheats on you every two hours and generally makes your life miserable...

I wish I could play guitar. ((not air guitar...I'm already awesome at that! XD))

killerlove

ok, so you can play guitar but every time you touch one (besides air guitar) it bursts into millions of little pieces.

i wish i lived closer to Ginny

Ginny

((AHH! How am I supposed to corrupt that one...?! *cries* that's my wish too...))

snowfang

((lol my turn then))
Ok, but you only lived closer because you were arrested and transfered to a prison near her, which turns out to be Auschwitz reborn and your the first one to die in the suffocation chambers.

I wish it wasn't always hot as hell in S.C.

Burn

Okay, Tomorrows forecast for SC: -40 degrees

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

killerlove

ok,

your wish has been corrupted?

i wish that i could draw better Very Happy

snowfang

ok then, but its only because yuou all of the sudden are horrible at everything else you used to do.

I wish that everyone at my school would stop saying "ask me about my weiner!"

killerlove

ok they stop saying that but they start making chuck norris jokes

i wish i was 18 so i could get out of here

Burn

You're 18 and you wind up in a freak accident while driving to your new home. You dead.

I wish I didn't have to walk the 2 miles uphill to school.

(Oh btw, Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus. HA. Sorry, I couldn't resist)

killerlove

ok you dont have to walk 2 miles up hill to school, you have to walk 1000 miles up hile to s chool (ps you only have 2 minutes Very Happy

)

i wish that i co uld think of a wish that cant be corrupted by anyone anywhere...

Ginny

Alright, but right after that, you go insane because everyone in the world tries to corrupt it and it overloads your poor brain. To quote Burn, "You dead."
XD that made me crack up, just cause I can see Burn going 'You deaaad...XD"

Okay. Anyway
I wish I was sick enough to get out of school for a few days.

Burn

Well, it's pretty obvious how this wish will be corrupted. One day youu wake up and realize your sick. Your parent/guardian allows you to miss that day of school. Well, it turns out your sickness is a new extremley infectious flesh eating disease. You're lucky and manage to fight off the disease, however before you do, you pass it on to several of those who come in contact with you. They pass it on to several more people starting a chain reaction that wipes out all life on earth. Except you.

Ha, ya didn't see that coming did ya.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Ginny

Okay, but then you're obsessed with wishing that wish and everything else that was/is in your brain is completely obliterated by it, and finally you're turned into a babbling, drooling vegetable that sits there and repeats the wish over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over..........

I wish for a fish. XD ((me is in rhyming mood today))

snowfang

Your fish is a mutant laser-beam shooting evil fish.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Burn

See Ginnys last corruption.

I wish for some cookies

killerlove

ok but the cookies have mold on them D:

i wish that i could eat ramen more often

Burn

okay, you decide to go out and buy some. You go to the little chinese corner store and find some. Being low on money you buy the cheapest one, go home and cook it up. The ramen turns out to be several years old and cause food poisoning and violent vomiting for the next few days, and puts you off ramen for years to come. (happened to me once a few years ago. I still don't buy anything from that store)

I wish non moldy cookies.

Ginny

Okay. The non-moldy cookies are made with little chips of wolf meat, which means that you're basically eating your bretheren.

I wish I could call Stuart Sad

killerlove

((ack XD))
ok, you call me but then reality turns into that one Final Destination movie and everyone starts dieing till finnaly the ripple in death's design is over .

i wish i could call Ginny Sad

Ginny

((Wha...? Scary.))
Okay, but you accidentally dial the wrong number and call the guy who says 'seven days' in The Ring. Even though you haven't watched the Tape, you still get the whole 'seven days' warning. He kills you in a week. Bam-no pants.

I wish it was still summer ><

beyond_the_grave

granted but you get arrested for being nude in public.

I wish I wasnt so tall.

Ginny

Kay. Now you're microscopic.

I wish Stu would get on IRC at the same time as me Sad

((even Kari's like, 'whoa, you guys are never on at the same time'. It's sad, really. And I'm lonely Sad

))

Tecoon

Fine, but he also suddenly comes down with a case of carpal tunnel syndrome and can't type.

I wish I could find a place to live that's affordable and nice.

beyond_the_grave

granted but it is in alabama.

I wish that I could own a wolf.

Ginny

'kay, but he's a bad wolf and a cannibal and lots of other bad stuff and finally kills you.

I wish there was no such thing as PMS. *twitches*

beyond_the_grave

granted but you are no longer allowed to play the uterus card.

I wish that gas was cheaper.

Ginny

okay, but it's also been diluted, so it won't last so long. ((I have no idea how that works, actually.))

I wish that I had wireless internet.

beyond_the_grave

granted, but the satelite crashes ruinign the internet.

I wish I has a girlfriend.

Ginny

All right, but she's a spazzy, overbearing, possesive (and ugly) chick who wears five layers of thick makeup and eats the heart of any other girl you talk to from the moment she becomes your girlfriend for the rest of your life. Oh, and you can't dump her.

I wish my pens weren't out of ink. ><

beyond_the_grave

granted but they break spilling all the ink on you best suit.

I wish I wasnt bored.

Ginny

((I'm a girl; I don't think I own a suit...8/ ))

K. But you've been put to work sharpening 7898709860876987 pencils.

I wish more people would get on this site!!

beyond_the_grave

granted, but it get too big and you never can keep up.

I wish I could fly.

killerlove

ok, but you fly into the sun

i wish my dad wasnt such a jerk Mad

beyond_the_grave

granted but he begins to be very akward with you

I wish beans werent a magical fruit.

Ginny

((Oo wow))
Okay, now they're a psycho-analyzing vegetable.

I wish Stu was allowed on IRC...><

beyond_the_grave

okay but now you are confused on who stu is.

I wish i had a peanut.

Ginny

((lol, yeah right))
Okay, but it's rotten and spoiled and icky :p

I wish school was over and it was winter vacation Smile

Burn

Due to a nuclear winter, school has been canceled for the next few days.

I wish for fish. A fish on a dish. Yes, a fish dish wish.
((I'm in a rhyming mood today))

beyond_the_grave

granted but it gets away.

I wish ebay didnt exist.

Ginny

Okay. But that means everything everyone's ever bought from eBay is now poofed away into nonexistance. They all know it's your fault. So they mass-attack you.
Bwa.

I wish...Burn was a fish.

beyond_the_grave

okay but he dies becuase he was in the middle of the desert when he changed.

I wish pizza was consider healthy food.

Ginny

Okay, but that makes candy and cookies and cake all healthy too, and we all know no one in their right minds eats healthy food.

I wish I had wireless internet...

FoxOfMidnightFlames

Ok, but then your little sister and her friends eat your laptop.

I wish my older brother would move out so I can have his room.

Burn

Kay, but without your brother beating on you all the time, your parents discover how much of a pain you can really be, and kick you out on the street. with only 7 dollarrs and an empty Smarties box.

I wish for four 4s

Ginny

...Flames=K-chan?!

Okay, you get 'em, but you quickly realize that they multiply like rabbits and now you have 1298370293871029384562038763 4s.

I wish I was rich.

killerlove

ok but then the paprazi are all over teh place getting pics of you Wink

i wish that everything wasnt so har d to accomplish

((thats right!! woot woot im back!!!!))

FoxOfMidnightFlames

Everything becomes too easy and you end up killing yourself out of boredom.

I wish I had my English teacher from last year.

Ginny

Okay, but since you know I love him to death I get all jealous, pull a Danielle and stop being your friend. You die of sadness because, hey, what would you do without me?!

I wish our teacher this year was really emo, cause that'd crack me up XD

FoxOfMidnightFlames

Ok, but then she forces all of her students to either be emo or fail her class (which we kinda do anyway since she hates us).

I wish my room wasn't infested with spiders >.<

Burn

It is now infested with zomies. And I'm not talking about Dawn of the Dead take-a-lifetime-to-walk-ten-paces zombies, I'm talking 28 Days Later speed, mixed with Night of the Living Dead intelligence.

I wish for a ton of solid 24 karat gold.

FoxOfMidnightFlames

Ok, but it falls and crushes you and everyone you love.

I wish I could sleep for 24 hours straight.

Ginny

((Are you kidding? Burn only loves me. ;D And...hey!!! I'm not failing her class! I got a B.))
M'kay, you can, but after you do it just that once, you can never sleep again.

I wish I could fly...
((XD I believe I can fly...))

FoxOfMidnightFlames

Ok, but then gravity decides it hates you more than ever and forces you to plumet to the ground.

I wish the roses in my room weren't dying.

Burn

((...

...

...I can't think of anything witty or clever to say to that, Ginny. You win.))

K, They instead come to life. RUN AWAY, IT'S THE ATTACK OF THE MUTANT ROSES!!!

I wish for total control over everything! Mwa ha ha ha!

Ginny

Okay, but then everyone hates you for being a control freak and you have no friends.

((ps-I always win.))

I wish my mother didn't have such a huge ego...

killerlove

ok, but then she has no ego and gets all emo on you and you dont know what to do with her, till finnaly she turns paler than the marble used in the ancient roman sculptures and when you finnaly get her to go outside to get some sun she turns to ashes becasue her skin was way to sensative!

((thats when you can tell im a bit loopy myself))

i wish that even though i dont plan on being with half the guys i act like i like, that at least one of them, even my best friend would flirt back or say something to me to acknowledge him noticing my flirtation efforts x.x

((p.s. Ginny, you only may fora a certain amount of time, that is, of course till the true emo fox of this forum comes back))

((Post. post scriptum. thatd be me...))

Ginny

((XD you've been so happy lately, I don't know how to handle you anymore!! lol jk))
Okay, but the person who flirts back is some 80 year old homeless man who thinks he's Elvis Presley and keeps doing the pelvis thing at you.

((I SO PWN YOU, EMO FOX ><))

Burn

You wish for nothing? Okay. The universe implodes and there is nothing but nothingness.

I wish for 57 cents

Ginny

((XD sorry, Burn))
Okay, but then a rabid squirrel bites you and when you've died, it takes your fifty-seven cents and adds it to the 'everyone hates Burn' fundraiser.

I wish....I wish...
I wish Christmas would be held off for a week and no more, to help me with my Christmas shopping...or lack therof ><

FoxOfMidnightFlames

And within that extra week, you keep procrastinating and when Christmas does roll around, you're still not done shoping.

(^^ I bought the second part of your present today)

I wish that I understood Chinese philosophey.

Ginny

((HA! I win! I DO understand all this Buddhism and Taoist stuff!!!))
Okay, but then you accidentally correct Centofante, and she figures out that you were ACTUALLY RIGHT (( Surprised

omg no way)) and spontaniously combusts, thus killing me, Rachel, and Libbi, all of which sit next to her desk, and you're sad cause that kills off your bestest friend Sad

awww.

I wish I wasn't sick ><

FoxOfMidnightFlames

(There's just one thing wrong with that: Satan-fante Twisted Evil

would never see me as right. In her head all she hears is "Blah blah blah" whenever I speak and then just tells me I'm wrong any way)

Ok, you're not sick anymore and everyone around you gets that same sickness and dies (except for me, since I've already had and lived).

I wish I had more money so I could get my Christmas shopping done.

killerlove

ok, but then you win one billion dollars O.o and everyone keeps bugging you for money till the government hires an assasin to kill in the most painful way possible, and once it is done she steals alll your money and burns your house to the ground, sadly, it turns out to be our very own Ginny ;; ((HOW COULD YOU?!))

i wish that i had a mate ;;

Ginny

((I know you had, you gave it to me, K-chan ><...and you know I luff her))

Okay. But then you find out it's actually an eighty year old man.

Didn't we go through this before?

I wish I lived in England Smile

Medic

You move to England, only to find out that it has been flooded with all the tea in china.
(Thats alot of tea! @.@)

I wish super hampsters took over the world.

FoxOfMidnightFlames

They take over the world only to be thwarted soon after by ninja llamas.

I wish I didn't need my retainer anymore.

Medic

You dont need the retainer anymore! (Yay) But your back to braces.

I wish buses were green.

Burn

Green Bus Lines gets a monopoly on all the transit systems of the world, so you can now expect to pay $5.00 a fare. (Transfers not included)
And no their busses aren't colored green

I wants a super cool space ship.

Medic

After selling your house and all your belongings, you finnaly had enough money to buy a small toy model of the ship you really wanted. Looks cool thow.

(I ment neon green buses, that glow in the dark!)

I wish I could see.

Burn

Seeing causes you to discover the true evil of the world which drives you to suicide.

I wish for conkers.

Medic

I... dont know what a conker is. TO GOOGLE I GO! -Later-
Allright! After you get a conker, you are challanged to a game of conkers in which you get hit in the head, permently damaging your brain in a way that will never allow you to pronounce the word "a" ever agean.

I wish, for fish with super powers, who defendes the world from the evil of fishsticks!

Burn

Seeing as fish have weak minds, he is easily corrupted and begins to work along side the fishsticks.

I wish to be disembolwed by a demon.

Medic

The demon disembowels you, but only after killing your entire family to get to you.

I wish I could host a online game on warcraft 3. (I really do!)

FoxOfMidnightFlames

Ok, just as you're about to host it, lightning strikes your power lines and your computer busts into flames.

I wish my English teacher was reasonable and would stop telling us that our opinions are wrong.

Medic

Lighting could of struck my at any time! >.> That was irillevent! (SPELL CHECK!)

Your Elglish teacher stops telling you that your opinions are wrong, only because she and everone else is dead because of the school fire you made due to your dislike of the reason of your teacher!

I wish I could tell the time.

FoxOfMidnightFlames

(What do you mean by irrelevant? And don't tell me to spell check, my spelling was just fine in that last post. However, in your last two posts you've made grammar and spelling mistakes.)

Ok, you can tell time. But you start stating the time every minute until everyone gets annoyed to the point where they're hitting you over the head with clocks.

I wish the Fox didn't butcher the Eragon movie.

Medic

Allright, fox did not butcher the Eragon movie, but Comedy Central butchers the movie!
(When I said spell check, I meant that I knew I spelt my OWN words wrong! I wasent talking about you! I was talking about my own posts!
_/'\_
/o.o\
^^^
My rocket!

I wish I had a money tree.

killerlove

ok, but the money tree burns down, in your house, burning down your house to D:

i wish that.... i could draw better