Sarafina
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the fun quotes thread!(had to start this one back up. hehe)
You know the drill. Quotes, lyrics, skits, etc.! Have fun!
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Donnie: "Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?"
Frank: "Why do you wear that stupid man suit?"
--Donnie Darko
(I LOVE that quote)
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woodstock
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mmm.. pulp fiction,
JULES
What country you from!
BRETT
(petrified)
" What? "
JULES
""What" ain't no country I know! Do
they speak English in "What?""
BRETT
(near heart attack)
"What?"
JULES
" English-motherf**ker-can-you-speak-
it?"
BRETT
" Yes."
JULES
" Then you understand what I'm
sayin'?"
BRETT
"Yes."
JULES
"Now describe what Marsellus Wallace
looks like!"
BRETT
(out of fear)
" What?"
Jules takes his .45 and PRESSES the barrel HARD in Brett's
cheek.
JULES
"Say "What" again! C'mon, say
"What" again! I dare ya, I double
dare ya motherf**ker, say "What"
one more goddamn time!"
( hope it isent too long.. its my fav quote )
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Sarafina
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(lol nah they can be long  I'll post one too)
"We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways!...one trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere. Like the times I cought the Ferry over to Shelbyville? I needed a new heel for my show. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. NOW, to take the ferry costs a nickle. But in THOSE days, nickles had pictures of bumblebees on 'em! Gimme 5 bees for a quarter you'd say...Now where was I? Oh yeah! The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get were those big yellow ones........"
---Good ol' Grandpa Simpson!!!
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woodstock
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"A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him."
-Winston Churchill
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the_brown_wolf
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"I like it when the red water comes out"
~Salad fingers 2(?...I foget)
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the_brown_wolf
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Lucky Ed:Why are you taking a bath?
Hägar: To wake myself up
Lucky Ed:And why is the water black?
Hägar: It's coffee
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Sarafina
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MARGE: Have you been up all night eating cheese??
HOMER: I think I'm Blind...
--Simpsons!
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the_brown_wolf
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Black Mage: "Fighter get down from there, you know better than to ride crimes against nature"
Fighter McFighter: "Aww, MAN. I never get to ride crimes against nature, or hobos,or nothin"
8-bit Theatre
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Tecoon
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"It's all a bunch of tree-hugging hippy crap!"
(Most of my quotes will more than likely be from the Simpsons or Southpark)
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fuzzwoolf
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Don't worry, I've got an idea-an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.
Family guy
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Loruke
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The only things known to go faster than ordinary light is monarchy, according to the philosopher Ly Tin Weedle. He reasoned like this: you can't have more than one king, and tradition demands that there is no gap between kings, so when a king dies the succession must therefore pass to the heir instantaneously. Presumably, he said, there must be some elementary particles -- kingons, or possibly queons -- that do this job, but of course succession sometimes fails if, in mid-flight, they strike an anti-particle, or republicon. His ambitious plans to use his discovery to send messages, involving the careful torturing of a small king in order to modulate the signal, were never fully expanded because, at that point, the bar closed.
Mort by Terry Pratchett
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Sarafina
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"I am the dragon, and you call me insane...."
--Francis Dolarhyde, Red Dragon
(no that's not a comedy quote. I put it here because it's how I feel much of the time *sigh*)
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Loupgaros
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Think I'd better deepfry now
-Mishearing of Will Young's Leave Right Now
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Loruke
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It was the sort of grin people use when they stare at your left ear and tell you in an urgent tone of voice that they are being spied on by secret agents from the next galaxy. It was not a grin to inspire confidence. More horrible grins had probably been seen, but only on the sort of grinner that is orange with black stripes, has a long tail and hangs around in jungles looking for victims to grin at.
The Light Fantastic by Terry Pratchett
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the_brown_wolf
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STOP QUOTING PRATCHETT!!!.....*calms down*
Dr Tran: You are telling lies
Anouncer: See him deffending freedom
Dr Tran: That was more than ten lies
Anouncer: Witness him battaling evil forces
Dr Tran: Oh I counted that one
XD that is uber funny
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Sarafina
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"Everything in this room is eadible, even I'M eadible...but THAT is called Cannibalism my dear children & is in fact frowned upon in most societies"
--Willy Wonka
I FUCKING LOVE THAT MOVIE! ALL HAIL TIM BURTON & JOHNNY DEPP!
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Sarafina
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"Lady's & Gentlemen, the cheif of police"
"hello everyone. Like the mayor I too was on my way to a costume party but oddly enough, not the SAME costume party! I'm able to remove my costume but have decided to keep it on as protection against the virus. Now, any questions?"
"Who are you supposed to be?"
"I'm Big Mac, lovable compaion to Ronald McDonald. Now, about the Virus-"
"Will this administration EVER bring the Hamburglar to justice?"
"No...er yes...Look doesn't ANYONE have any questions about the deadly virus that could kill us all????"
"Could the virus kill the Grimmace?"
"NOTHING can kill the Grimace!"
--Skit from CLERKS the cartoon. (In case you didn't figure it out he's dressed like a hamburger)
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Sleeping_dragon
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“Heaven for the altitude, Hell for the company.”
-Mark Twane- (I think that’s how you spell his last name)
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Tecoon
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"That's because you hate black people!"
"No, I hate hippies!"
"What?"
"I hate hippies! They talk about saving the earth, but they just drive around in cars with bad gas mileage, I hate 'em! I wanna kick 'em in the nuts!"
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Sarafina
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"I am Testicles! God of rash covered scrotums! Stare deep into the abyss of my individually wrapped slices! Holy Wax! Check out my Armpits!"
--Happy Noodle Boy
(I will post many more quotes by the lovable yet insane stick man)
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the_brown_wolf
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Agent Smith: Why Mr. Anderson? Why? Why? Why do you do it? Why, why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you’re fighting FOR something? For more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom? Or truth? Perhaps it's peace? Could it be for love? Delusions Mr Anderson, vagaries of perception, temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify and existence that is without meaning or propose and all of them as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as Love. You must be able to see it Mr Anderson. You must know it bye now. You can't win. It's pointless to keep fighting. Why, Mr Anderson, why? Why do you persist?
Neo: Because I chose too.
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Dromar
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I go from Magic cards
"So they want to kill my men? Two can play at that game."
(orcish artillery)
"Step 1: find cousin
Step 2: Get cousin into cannon
Step 3: find another cousin."
(fodder cannon)
"But it doesn't do anything. NO, it does nothing."
(null rod)
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Karasu_BlackCat
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"My wrath shall descend upon you like....Like... Ummm... Some suitable metaphor I shall think of later!
Oh yes! Fear my coming retort!" - Ky Karasu (modest, aren't I?).
"I know my friends, and dismiss my enemies" Drizzt Do'Urden
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Sarafina
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"Foreplay is for SISSYS! Real men get in, unload, & Get out!"
"MOM!"
--But I'm a Cheerleader
(a quote that is obviously false *grin*)
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Karasu_BlackCat
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Not all that false my dear girl, I've heard my sister say it more than once =p
"In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey - the monkey will spank us!" Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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Sarafina
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(lol ok, I take it back. It depends on the person. hehe  )
"Only one thing worse than a dragon...Americans"
--Reign of Fire
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Sarafina
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a odd peice of dialect said right here in the house I'm living (this is from memory so it's as close as I can remember)
*the group is sitting around google eyed at the screen watching a series of movies for Sara's Bday and are currently watching The Hills Have Eyes*
Tyleia: Lizard is cute
Sara: uh.....Lizard just raped the screamy bitch...and he has a hairlip from hell
Jerry: AND you have a non mutated man
Tyleia: what? he's still hot. EVIL IS SEXY!!!!!! (<---highlighted quote)
Sara: I just want his chain.....very badly
Catherine: It is very "you"
Jerry: Will you shut up about the damn chain? We alll know you orgasm fo that chain
Sara: nono....only Matt can make me orgasm
Tyleia: AAH!! NO!
Sara: What? You started it!
Tyleia: well you can have the chain I want Lizard and that dog. The dog kicks ass!
Jerry: I am STILL sitting here bitch! And I have an upper lip!
Derrek: Pluto looks like the retard from the goonies....
Catherine: How can any of these mutants reproduce?.....or even get a hardon?
Sara: It's a movie
Catherine: I STILL NEED TO KNOW!
Sara...ooook. Next we'll watch "Seven"
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Sarafina
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hehe. Had to post this. This conversation happened as Tecoon & I were watching the Eppisode of The Simpsons where Santa's Little Helper gets a GF & has 25 puppies
(Tecoon forgive me if I forget some of the words)
Tecoon: What would be great is if we had a cat have 25 kittens!
Me: Yep! Not much is cuter that a kitten!
Tecoon: NOTHING is cuter than a kitten
Me: *starts to say something*
Tecoon: And DON'T say tarantula or scorpion!
Me: *pauses* Ok ok from a "normal" point of veiw, no animal is cuter than a kitten
Tecoon: Damn right.
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Ginny
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| Loruke wrote: | It was the sort of grin people use when they stare at your left ear and tell you in an urgent tone of voice that they are being spied on by secret agents from the next galaxy. It was not a grin to inspire confidence. More horrible grins had probably been seen, but only on the sort of grinner that is orange with black stripes, has a long tail and hangs around in jungles looking for victims to grin at.
The Light Fantastic by Terry Pratchett |
I think I'm offended. Being a tigress 'n all. :p
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Ginny
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Omg. I'm a quote whore. 
Can we post IRC quotes?
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Sarafina
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Yep. Quotes from anything is fine
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Ginny
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OMG yes. Thank you. X3 One moment.
[18:09] <Ginny> Die, petunia.
[18:09] <Ginny> Just die.
[18:09] <Ginny> ><
[18:09] <Paw-Fox> neh, how come?
[18:12] <Ginny> XP
[18:12] <Ginny> Petunias make me sneeze.
[18:12] <Paw-Fox> awwh.
[18:12] <Ginny> X3
[18:12] <Paw-Fox> stupid flowers
[18:12] <Ginny> yup
[18:12] <Paw-Fox> hehe made me giggle
at the same time...
[18:10] <Joseph_Foxwood> I pwned teh internetz.
[18:12] * Ginny pwned the WORLD, what's your point?
[18:12] * Joseph_Foxwood pwned the universe.
[18:13] * Ginny pwned the galaxy.
[18:14] <Ginny> Beat THAT, biotch. :3
[18:14] * Joseph_Foxwood pwned all the galaxies.
[18:15] * Ginny pwned the infinitive whole vaccuum of space.
[18:15] * Joseph_Foxwood pwned that. SQUARED!
[18:16] * Ginny pwned THAT. CUBED!
[18:16] <Joseph_Foxwood> You can't beat squared.
[18:16] <Joseph_Foxwood> =3
[18:16] <Ginny> Can too.
[18:16] <Ginny> Cubed.
[18:16] <Ginny> ^3.
[18:16] <Joseph_Foxwood> HEXAGONED!
[18:16] <Ginny> ...wtf?
[18:16] <Joseph_Foxwood> XD
[18:17] <Ginny> Hexagon's a shape, not a power!
[18:17] <Ginny> We were doing powers!!
[18:17] <Ginny> No fair, you cheated!!!
[18:31] * Ginny grins
[18:31] <Paw-Fox> what they think :p?
[18:31] <Paw-Fox> all wanting a piece of me
[18:32] <Ginny> XD
[18:32] <Ginny> yes
[18:32] <Paw-Fox> ... seriously?
[18:32] <Ginny> XP
[18:32] * Ginny hugs
[18:32] <Paw-Fox> ... seriously? ... seriously?
[18:32] <Ginny> dun worry, no one's gonna show up at your house and demand you show them your body :3
((the above was about my friends seeing his pictures XD ))
[10:34:PM] <Paw-Fox> *snuggles*
[10:34:PM] <Paw-Fox> i bet its turning into a voodoo doll
[10:35:PM] <Paw-Fox> it like links to me, and when you hug it, i randomly hug things
[10:38:PM] <Ginny> XD XD XD
[10:38:PM] <Ginny> probably
[10:38:PM] <Paw-Fox> in the street
[10:38:PM] * Ginny snuggles back
[10:38:PM] <Paw-Fox> i start hugging a lamp post
[10:38:PM] <Ginny> XD
[10:38:PM] <Ginny> I can so see that happening!!
[11:25:PM] <Paw-Fox> *snuggles* dont worry i will come and visit and i be like "HUGS NOW!"
[11:25:PM] <Paw-Fox> 18hour flight trip with no hugs!
[11:25:PM] <Ginny>
[11:25:PM] <Paw-Fox> I DEMAND HUGS STOMPY STOMPY!
[11:25:PM] * Ginny huggles
[11:25:PM] <Ginny> I can see that XD
[11:25:PM] <Ginny> No, it'd be like
[11:25:PM] <Ginny> you standing in a lobby
[11:25:PM] <Ginny> 'now, where's that bloody tigress?'
[11:26:PM] <Ginny> me: *jumps out of nowhere and hugs you screaming "PAWWWW!"*
[11:26:PM] <Paw-Fox> :p
[11:26:PM] <Ginny> you: '...there she is'
[11:26:PM] <Ginny> X3
[11:26:PM] <Paw-Fox> *falls asleep*
[11:26:PM] <Paw-Fox> i've never had jet lag
1:37:PM] <Fur-WEB1> WTH?!
[11:37:PM] * Fur-WEB1 rawrs
[11:37:PM] <Arkani> Like me.
[11:37:PM] <GermanTrooper> i hate this connection
* Looking up Ginny user info...
[11:37:PM] <SilverFox> wb Ginny
[11:37:PM] <Lobar> need your clone killed Ginny?
[11:37:PM] <Jwcgator> If you don't you get 2 minute banned alot xD
[11:37:PM] <Fur-WEB1> please x.x
[11:38:PM] * Ginny (Ginny@furtopia-CC2E7988.hsd1.md.comcast.net) Quit ([irc.furtopia.org] Local kill by Lobar (BOOM, headshot!))
[11:38:PM] <Fur-WEB1> someone kill mah clone?
[11:38:PM] <Fur-WEB1> thankies
[11:38:PM] <Jwcgator> Operbot has a 2 minute ban fetish
[11:38:PM] * Fur-WEB1 is now known as Ginny
[11:38:PM] * Ginny (Ginny@furtopia-CC2E7988.hsd1.md.comcast.net) Quit ([irc.furtopia.org] Local kill by PrinceKaro (clone))
[11:38:PM] <Lobar> lol
[11:38:PM] <Arkani> ...
[11:38:PM] <Jasper> haha
[11:38:PM] <Paw-Fox> .....
[11:38:PM] * Ginny (Ginny@furtopia-CC2E7988.hsd1.md.comcast.net) has joined #furtopia
[11:38:PM] <Arkani> XD
[11:38:PM] <Ginny> WTF?!
Above: lemme explain what happened there. I got peer'd, basically randomly kicked outta the chat for no reason except that the bots are insane. So, I log back on as 'FurWeb1' or whatever. I ask someone to kill the other one of me from before. They do. I change my name back-someone was lagging and killed me AGAIN. Insanity.
[16:39] * Ginny throws a fish at you.
[16:39] * Joseph_Foxwood eats.
[16:40] * Gin[meanie] acks. That SO wasn't supposed to work like that. 
gotta love my RPing. :3
[11:02] <Nido> I need an evil sounding name
[11:02] <Ginny> hi Nido :d
[11:02] <Nido> mastermind evil
[11:02] <Ginny> Joseph Foxwood? :3
[11:48] <Ginny> We could always use more INTELLIGENT members.
[11:49] <Paw-Fox> and like i am intelligent
[11:49] <Paw-Fox> im *
[11:49] * Ginny glares at Paw. "Why are you still here?"
[11:49] <Ginny> :p
[11:49] <Paw-Fox> *shrugs* good question
[11:49] <Ginny> XD
...and now I feel mean. ;;
[19:20] * BL throws water balloons at her
[19:21] * SilverFox pounce-hugs Ginny
[19:21] <SilverFox> ^.^
[19:22] * Ginny is both pounced and ballooned at the same time, and thusly turns to the only route that could possibly save her...
[19:22] *** Ginny is now known as Ginny[zombie]
[19:22] <Ginny[zombie]> AHA!
[19:22] <Ginny[zombie]> PWNED!!!
[19:22] <Ginny[zombie]> Bet you didn't see that coming.
[19:22] <Zan> &^%*&% BRB
[19:22] * BL hits with another water balloon
...no comment on this
[19:46] <nate> thats BL for ya >.>
[19:46] <Ginny[zombie]> yeah >>
[19:46] <Ginny[zombie]> gotta love him
[19:46] <BL[zombie]> ^_^
[19:46] <nate> yep
[19:46] <Ginny[zombie]> in that weird, "omg what planet are you from" sorta way
XD gotta love the spottycat.
[14:27] <Ginny> ;;
[14:28] <Abe|lab> Don't cry at me. D:
[14:30] <Ginny> 
[14:30] * Ginny throws her tears in Abe's general direction.
[14:30] <Ginny> Take that.
Screw you, Abe. SCREW YOU. D:
Morgan: Hey, Beth.
Me: What? *is on computer throwing tears at Abe*
Morgan: Were you making toast?
Me: What? No! Why the heck would I be making toast? I hate toast! NO I WAS NOT MAKING THE FREAKING TOAST!!
Morgan: Oh. Mom? Were you making toast?
...why is this so normal in my life...? Toast is the ultimate evil.
[14:45] <GinnyNoPants> :d
[14:45] <Mikey> PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON
[14:45] <Nido_Loves_Gentoo> GinnyNoPants: wearing a skirt?
[14:45] <GinnyNoPants> XD
[14:45] <GinnyNoPants> nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
[14:45] <Mikey> THIS IS A RESPECTABLE ESTABLISHMENT
[14:45] <Nido_Loves_Gentoo> kilt?
[14:45] <Mango> AND THERE'S CHILDREN PRESENT
[14:45] <Mikey> ND ELDERLY
[14:45] <GinnyNoPants> nuuuuuuuuuuuu :3
[14:45] <Mikey> AND*
[14:46] <Nido_Loves_Gentoo> errr. I'm kinda running out of options here. restraining jacket?
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FoxOfMidnightFlames
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Me: "Is that a blow-up doll?"
Chad: *starts laughing and honking the horn* "I wonder how many of them will get lucky tonight."
Scott: "Probably all of them...at the same time."
Chad: "Those things don't have that many holes...not that I would know."
(Yeah, these guys had a blow-up doll in the parkinglot of Outdoor Adventure and I just happen to be the one to point it out in a car full of more guys)
Steve: "Kara, sign my program!"
Me: "Steve, I wasn't in the play."
Steve: "I don't care. Sign it!"
Me: "I got a pimple on my ear.... Oh, crap. I think it just popped."
Ginny: "TMI! TMI! TMI!.... What are you doing now?"
Me: "I'm rubbing the stuff that came out of the pimple on my pants."
Ginny: "I'm not wearing pants" ^-^
(Ginny and I have strange phone conversations)
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Medic
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"I have just pissed in my pants, and there's nothing anybody can do about it."
-From the movie "Dances with Wolves"
Man was traveling in wolfskin when wolf stopped his way.
"Know from my garb," said the man, "what I am, what I may."
The wolf first laughed out loud, then grimly said to the man:
"I know that you are weak, if you need another's skin."
-One of Krasicki's Parable.
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FoxOfMidnightFlames
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"With the fur, not against it."
~The Wolf from the 10th Kingdom
"With each passing day, the world finds new and exciting ways to kill a man."
~Baltheir from Final Fantasy XII
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Ginny
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XD ((YOUR FACE IS AROUSED!!))
True happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth. --Anonymous
"OMG ITS A CUTE PANDA BEAR GINNY I"M GOING TO KILL YOU WITH LOVE"
--my friend, tonight at a party XD it was for her birthday
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Ginny
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[22:56] * ehsteve does the pants dance
[22:56] * GinNoPants does the nopants dance
[22:56] <ArkaniKarin> Why is Ginny pantless again?
[22:57] <Sleet-HW> does she need a reason?
EXACTLY, Sleet. Exactly.
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FoxOfMidnightFlames
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Me: "Steve, why did you write 'Bam no pants' on my arm? And 'Bam pants on' on Corey's?"
Steve: "Because I have control over my pants."
(Why do a lot of my conversations deal with pants...or pantslessness)
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Ginny
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XD BAMnopants 
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Medic
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-He who strikes the first blow admits that he has run out of ideas.
-The flame of life shines brighter the closer to death we dance.
-You see, a fox is like a tree...
-Let us try
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Tinkerbell
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Last con:
"Thats funny... he wasn't gay yesterday."
"Is there something in that fur suit with you? I mean... thats not attached?"
"Has anyone seen my head?"
"He calls himself an artist! He wouldn't know a pen from a - the uh.... thing that he draws on."
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FoxOfMidnightFlames
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Jess: "Mr. Downey, have you ever made a student cry?"
Mr. Downey: "I don't know. Maybe."
J.R.: "You can make any kid cry...if you stab it."
>.< I sit next to J.R. and he scares the hell outta me.
Katie: "Fine, don't take my suggestion."
Mom: "Ok, we'll get this one."
Jeff: "But this one's better. Why don't you listen to me?"
Mom: "Because you're not a girl yet."
Jeff: O.O
(XD We were picking out a purse to give my cousin for her birthday)
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Ginny
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XD XD XD "yet" XD XD XD
*snickers*
Kay, I'm done now. X3
Who's JR?
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FoxOfMidnightFlames
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J.R. is this freshman in my math class with snot issues... It's better to just not ask. Anyway...
Me: I just beat Final Fantasy XII before coming here.
Kyle: Cool. I take it the ending is happy and everyone lives?
Me: Well, it's implied that Fran and Balthier live.
Kyle: Not Fran!
Me: You say not Fran, I say not Balthier.
Kyle: Why do you like Balthier? He has that scar.
Me: No, you're thingking of Basch.
Kyle: *pauses* Wait, Balthier's the one with the earrings.
Me: Doesn't matter. He's still one sexy mo-fo.
Kayla: Who are you guys talking about.
Me/Kyle: Final Fantasy characters!
Kayla doesn't really talk to me anymore X3
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Kharlem
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"Oh cruel fate, to be thusly boned. Ask not for whom the bone bones, it bones for thee." ~Bender
"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think." ~Unknown
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Sarafina
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"Do I smell the revolting stench of self-esteem??!?!?!?"
-Jon Lovits in The Producers
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FoxOfMidnightFlames
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Jesse Brown: "Now fangirls aren't the smartist of people." *mocks fangirl* "Fluffy, Fluffy can I get a hug?" *stops mocking fangirls* "Head first into the spikes. Go for the fluff."
(This was said in regard to a Sesshomaru costume)
Jesse: "Let me repeat: Hot gun. Used to to take paint off of stuff. Makes quick work of flesh."
XD This guy had a workshop at Otakon that was based on giving advice on costume design. It was pretty funny.
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Sarafina
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OMFG I LOVE That Sesshomaru quote!!!!!!
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Sarafina
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"No means yes & yes means hotdogs!"
--Tecoon (after I yelled 'NO!' when he slapped my butt)
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Ginny
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...xD
You guys are amazing. I can see that actually happening sooo clearly, it's kind of disturbing xD
...really disturbing...
EWWW
That's like hearing your mom and dad doing it Dx
Lol, I love you guys x3
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Sarafina
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LOL We love you too ^_^
ah, a good one I heard just now!
"My god....women are the cows of people!!"
--Reese from Malcom in the middle
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Burn
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"How long ago was right now?"
-A person I know
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Medic
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He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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Medic
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double post, I know. But I just heard this one quote that sounds rather coolish.
Prepare yourelves, the bells have tolled!
Shelter your weak, your young and your old!
Each of you shall pay the final sum!
Cry for mercy the reckoning has come!
AND it rhymes!
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Ginny
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OMG MEDIC
WHAT BOOK IS THAT FROM?! The monster one. I've read it, I KNOW I HAVE, I just can't think of it >< Please help me out!!!
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Medic
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>.< I don't know Ginny! I just heard it before from somewhere!
Sorry.. =( The legend of Sleepy Hollow?
Err, well here's another quote. Rather long one too.
Being but men, we walked into the trees
Afraid, letting our syllables be soft
For fear of waking the rooks,
For fear of coming
Noiselessly into a world of wings and cries.
If we were children we might climb,
Catch the rooks sleeping, and break no twig,
And, after the soft ascent,
Thrust out our heads above the branches
To wonder at the unfailing stars.
Out of confusion, as the way is,
And the wonder, that man knows,
Out of the chaos would come bliss.
That, then, is loveliness, we said,
Children in wonder watching the stars,
Is the aim and the end.
Being but men, we walked into the trees.
-Dylan Thomas
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Sarafina
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"He lost his innocence....as man has lost his"
-Francis the cat from Felidae
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Ginny
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"Girl--and it's been months since I've said this--you rock Valhalla."
--one of my best friends x3
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Sarafina
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"The only good naked girl is a dead one with it's tits cut off"
-Me
(please don't comment on this one. It is really how I feel)
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Medic
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Wait- but... err, are you su- what? I.. -ok ok no questions...
"When such men, who are beyond hope and fear, begin in their dim minds to see the source their woes, it may be an evil time for those who have wronged them. The weak man becomes strong when he has nothing, for then only can he feel the wild, mad thrill of despair."
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Burn
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Okay, background on this: So I'm with a friend and I had a Terry's White
Chocolate Orange left over from Christmas, so I ate it today, and since you
can never eat an entire one at once I wrapped up about half of it and put
back in my pocket.
Her- "But if you put that in there it will melt and you'll have a milky, white mess in your pocket."
Me- *Stare*
Her- "What? Oh...shut up!"
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Ginny
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XD!!! Burn, you amuse me.
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Sarafina
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Reporter/interviewer- "Can you destroy the Earth?"
The Tick- "EGAD!!! I HOPE NOT! That's where I keep all my stuff!"
LOL I LOVE The Tick!
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Ginny
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Teacher: "I once saw a dog walk about as fast as you, and he was dead. Also, he had three legs. We named him Tripod."
Me: "And this reminds you of me? That's kind of terrifying."
Teacher: "He was JUST like you. He never did come when he was called."
Wellness Walking sounded so fun and easy when I signed up for it end of last year.
I was horribly, horribly wrong.
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LilZero
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One day in my tech class there was a hornet and it was flying around. But here are the quotes.
Kid: Look! What is that thing? *Points at the hornet when it lands on the floor*
Me: *Steps on the hornet and slides foot across the floor* Carpet?
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Sarafina
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As an animal rights activist, I have to say I strongly disapprove of that =/
anyway, I love this quote-
"Life deals out few things besides pain, but from that pain you'll grow sharp strong fangs. Though they may not be the kind you can see."
-Wolf from "Ringing Bell"
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Burn
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Winston Churchill said some of the greatest ever.
(While at a party) Some Woman -- "Winston, you're drunk!"
Churchill -- "Well, madam, you are ugly. At least in the morning I'll be sober."
I want to use that sometime.
Also from Churchill:
"I like pigs. Dogs look up at us, cats look down upon us, but pigs treat us like equals"
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Ginny
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Me, Sara? oo; It was her old family dog ;; They adopted it like that.
I'm pretty big on animal rights myself, you know.
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Sarafina
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LOL no no not you, the hornet Zero mentioned.
(seriously, Tecoon knows he is forbidden from harming anything. Especially spiders)
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LilZero
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When it comes to insects that stings, I tend to kill them. I been chased by some bees because they were gathered around the flowers near my house.
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Ginny
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Ahh, okay good. x3
I don't like bugs much, but I wouldn't hurt any. Especially not bees. I'm allergic to 'em. xD
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