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LilZero

I have something to say that I found out on Thursday!

Thursday was my final day in school! Yeah, yeah yeah, blah blah blah. But anyways, one of my friends at school that I known since Middle school, her name is Cheryl. She had to tell me something on aim. All these years, she had a crush on me. She started liking me since I protected her from bullies and stuff.

She said she was always nervous to say in person, and well I feel embarrassed, but yet a warm feeling inside. She then made this:

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/7991/blazezm7.png
G-Fox

Very nice!

Well, it looks like things are looking up for you. Just try not to rush things on this. If nothing more you have it sounds like a very close friend and it seams she is more then ok with you being a furry. It almost seams like all you could hope for. I wish all the best for you with this.

*Grins* So you have been a protector of sorts. Cool! Who says chivalry is dead?

I think you may have to get rid of your quote "*Shrugs* Meh, what a drag." What do you think?
LilZero

I won't rush into things. It will be on her decision, and or part.

Yes, all these years I known her, I been always there to protect her. Like in 9th grade, 3 bullies stole her ball and ran off with it, and I saw her crying. I ran after the guys and took the ball back, and ran back to her. I even told off this stupid skank who was messing with her.

Well then, what should it say then?
LilZero

I still haven't thought of what to change it to.
Jessie Haven

*raises paw*

I say shivilry is dead, though luck... on the other hand... is proving harder to kill.
G-Fox

I think it should say. "I'm on my way from misery to happiness today." or something like that.
Question if you know. Is she a furry too? Just curious.

O and it looks like we got one vote that chivalry is dead. O well, I tried.

Yes, luck is hard to kill but I don't like to trust in luck. I would rather try and make things happen then just hope they do. Luck dose help from time to time. I would not say it was luck that got LilZero what he was looking for. It I say was both his past actions and timing. Either way things worked out.
LilZero

Next sig idea?
And I am not really sure if she is a furry, but she likes the furries that aren't naked and don't sex each other.

I always protected her from bullies because I was always tormented myself and I got tired of seeing people mess with her. No one ever stepped up to ever help her. EVER! They always found it fun to pick on her....
Medic

Luck is just what we call for the unexpected!

It's good you stood up for her, even if no one else did.. I hope you two get along well- It would be fun to meet her on Zfur if she wanted to! I promise to be good if she visits! A celebration! We will need food, yes, the best food in all of Zfur! And drinks! Of course, there will be fireworks, many fireworks!... Please?

Chivalry is as alive as much as the dead are not! ...(What's Chivalry?)
LilZero

If she logs on, I could ask. But I am not sure she would, because there is yiff boards here.
Jessie Haven

*cracks medic over the head with a baseball bat*
Down medic, bad! No pyro technics for you! Bad!

Fate hates me... I played the 'protector' role... and I didnt get anything I wanted >.>
I got expeled... Grr...

As for a sig idea... I mite be albe to help you out with that...
Little think time, alot of not think time and I'll have one for ya... or twenty.
Medic

Same reason why I can never ask anyone I know to join! Still I hope she will, just tell her NEVER to scroll down, a flawless plan!
LilZero

Jessie, who were you trying to protect, and why did it get you expelled?

Alright, I will wait for a sig.

Well she might scroll down. Also, Ginny wants me to try to ask her out.
Medic

... what the.. Blood?! *touches head* OH DEAR GOD I AM BLEEDING!!! *runs around in aimless directions* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! @#*(^% JESSIE WHAT DID YOU DO!?!? I AM BLEEDING OUT OF MY SKULL!!
Oh... It was one of those plastic hallow bats... *checks head* Not that big of a cut.. Sorry Everyone! False alarm, I might of over reacted a bit on that one..
No Pyros!? =( Awww.... Jessie, that's not fair!

Lil-Zero, you would like some fireworks for your celebration, right? (Jessie took mine away! Well, most of them that is..) Come on Lil-Zero! It'll be good fun! ..You don't mind if you have to rebuild your house, do you? -Never mind that, you cant think about that later. So you gona ask her out or what, Lil-Zero? (I'll prepare for the celebrations!? After I get the cut fixed... >.> Jessie!)
LilZero

I'm a little nervous...
Medic

There's nothing to be nervous about! A nice controlled burn over there would stop any canopy fires from over here, and that pool of gasoli- Oh! You mean with the girl right?

Not to worry, Lil-Zero! If your feeling a bit nervous than I would gladly ask her out for you! ...It might confuse her a bit, as me being a hamster and all... You could explain that to her later. Well, it sounds good to me if it's good to you!

..or! I could finish up the work on the roof of your house, and you could talk to her yourself. If you really wana take a non-risky approach, you could always say you are just researching the nature of different subcultures/fandoms, and say that furries have been strangely interesting, as you wish to pursue the subculture further to understand more of the human personality. -It'll make you seem more like a researcher than a furry. ( Works really well most time; bonus if you do some actual research on furry culture along with other random subcultures. Ex: Vampire fandom )
LilZero

I am not sure if she would date a hamster. She's more likely looking at a hybrid like me. o_o;
Jessie Haven

Yes I know how to protect!

Frig im not that much of a monster >.>... jsut a little bit... kinda... But anyone that has the back bone to earn the title of being someone that I can trust.. I do protect them.

-.- And I got expeled for throwing a computer tower at someone >.>
Hey he was bigger then me I had the right!
LilZero

I see nothing wrong with that.

Hell, one of the kids that picks on the girl, I beat him up with his shoe and my fist at the same time, all because of what he did to me.
Medic

Aim for their eyes. (Use a pencil or pen, good for stab stab!)

A computer tower Jessie!? A bit much don't you think?
Does being smaller then your target make it ok for you to attack them? Bigger you mean taller or heavier? Did the computer tower explode, shooting shreds of metal and plastic at speeds high enough to cut through bone?!

Wait, Lil-Zero, you asked her right? Or are you just waiting for the right time? Maybe you did ask her already! Wada she say?!

I am wondering, what makes someone a monster. Does being scary mean your evil, does being evil make you insane? Besides Jessie, your just a talking bunny with WINGS sprouting out of your back and head! Doesn't make you a monster. Except for the fact you hit me with a baseball bat!! >( That hurt, you bunny!

Your sig, Lil-Zero! It is good now, yet a bit saddening..
“Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.”

“Beware of the leader who bangs the drums of war in order to whip the citizenry into patriotic fervor, for patriotism is indeed a double-edged sword. It both emboldens the blood, just as it narrows the mind. And when the drums of war have reached a fever pitch and the blood boils with hate and the mind has closed, the leader will have no need in seizing the rights of the citizenry, [who] infused with fear and blinded by patriotism, will offer up all of their rights unto the leader and gladly so. How will I know? For this I have done. And I am Julius Caesar.”

“All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.”

“I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”

“Man is the only creature that consumes without producing. He does not give milk, he does not lay eggs, he is too weak to pull the plough, he cannot run fast enough to catch rabbits. Yet he is lord of all the animals.”

“Every one is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody”

“I don't like small birds. They hop around so merrily outside my window, looking so innocent. but I know that secretly, they're watching my every move and plotting to beat me over the head with a large steel pipe and take my shoe.”

Lil-Zero, don't worry about your sig- You will know it when you see it.
Jessie Haven

Lil you seem to know a little about the laws of fighting... unless I am mistaken...

Why dont you educate medic here? I would rather just not dignefy him with a responce.
LilZero

Alright you two, for fighting people at a school, make sure you're not near a teacher's eye-sight. Make sure the person you're willing to beat the hell out of is alone, and or you can sneak up on him/her.

Just like my fight, I beat the guy up in the boy's locker room. He called me gay, he threw his shoe at my face, I threw it back at him and he caught it, BUT I threw my fist into his face and he was thrown at the lockers, and on the floor. I got on top of him and started to go at him with my fists, and his shoe.

But for that computer tower, hm sure he used something expensive to hit the guy, but he should of went for something less expensive, but can hurt a person. What I was thinking would be a stapler. Beating the hell out of the kid, and then stapling his arms with said stapler.

Also, I did not ask her out because she hasn't logged on aim yet. Last time she logged on was on that Thursday! Ginny thinks the hybrid (me) and the wolf (her) would work out.
Jessie Haven

Im sorry, I didnt have any BRICKS withing arms reach... hey it worked didnt it?
Medic

There are worse things you can do to someone than physically hurt them, if you know how to.

Bricks are nothing compared to a pickle jar. They are surprisingly strong, and if you manage to break the jar upon a target, then you have shards of glass cutting into their skin. Not only that, but the acid inside of the jar will make their open wounds burn like crazy. Easy to throw, cheep to buy, If you miss then the target is surrounded by glass, and on tile, could easily slip and fall on that glass..
Houses burn easily.

Why is it, that even today, we still fight to prove who is better. We brag about the ways to inflict harm on others, is that really something to brag about?
LilZero

You both are wrong. Rocket-propelled chainsaws> ANYTHING!
Medic

Set them on fire and make sure they explode- That would make it a really awesome weapon!
The more I think about it, the more I realize the whole rocket chainsaw thing may not be the best idea... Not very aerodynamic, easily thrown off target, and you could only carry one shot with you. Just throw the rocket part at someone and attach the chainsaw to a stick to cut up from a distance, that would do more damage and be less of a waste.
LilZero

I guess you never seen that comic that talked about the rocket-propelled chainsaw. Actually, it flew into a guy and chopped him up into pieces. So, how can those not work?
Medic

Lil-Zero, this might be a shock to you- Not all things in comics are real.
It's hard to perceive, I know, but just because it happens inside of a comic does not mean it would actually work outside of it. Inside the comic, yes, that is it's own world which abides to it's own rules, much like the way books or movies do.
LilZero

Dude, I am not an idiot. Someone might have the balls to refix that and actually make that invention.
Medic

A rocket chainsaw! It is like a golden hammer- Looks magnificent yes, but mainly useless to do anything with.
Never said you couldn't make one, just saying if you do it would not work as it did in the comic.
Why even add a chainsaw?! The rocket alone is all you really need. How could you refix it?
Jessie Haven

I can feel my IQ droping...

*leaves*
Medic

Strange... I didn't think reason and logic could drop your IQ! Must be a Cubi thing.

Alright then, lets make our own Chainsaw-Rocket! *draws plans in dirt* Ok, first off we need a chainsaw, then a casing to hold the grain and igniter, a nozzle too. I say we make it a simpler Sold-fuel rocket for starters. We'll also need a target..
I'll get to work right away, but you need to provide the chainsaw! No one ever sells hamsters anything.. Especially power tools. Just tell me when you get it, and we can begin testing as soon as your ready. *Starts working* Good luck!
G-Fox

Wow I leave for what 1 or 2 days and the topic gets violent. A rocket powered chain saw sounds cool. Medic don't knock the chain saw idea. Remember you for one tell people to use there imagination.

Back on topic. So LilZero Ginny told you to ask her out? Cool. It might help if you are nervous to have Ginny put the idea in her head or ask what she thinks about the idea. Ginny may do that for you. She just might. Think it over. She maybe thinking about it herself.

She dose not like yiffy pic's? No prob. She may still be a furry or maybe one soon. Not all furrys like yiffy pic's. Somehow I think she just might be a furry. At least to some extent. You say she has chosen a wolf fursona. I think that makes her at least a little furry. ^.^ If she is having fun with it that is what is important not how furry one is.
LilZero

Yeah, Ginny told me to do it.

And yes, she is slightly furry, since her character is a wolf (a wolf that walks on 4 legs, btw). She isn't into that yiffy stuff, so I don't want her to freak out or anything. I just wish to have her welcomed.
Medic

The yiffy stuff does throw many off a bit. It's much easier to try to convince someone to join a forum if there's no Yiff in it. That's the only reason why I never invite anyone I know to the forum..
As for her joining the forum, that would be great! I am sure she would be welcomed here by everyone, well, the few of us that are actually here anyway. Everything is set up as planned, when she arrives, it will be the most amazing welcome ever! So brilliant it would put the Festival of Lights to shame! (I recommend you to not look directly at the lights) Lil-Zero, don't feel pressured into bringing her here, take you time. -Oh ya, please post any updates between you two when you get the chance!
LilZero

She still hasn't logged on yet...

Is she busy this summer or something? I really wish to speak to her... *lowers ears*
Medic

It sucks to have no one to talk to, or the one who you want to talk to is the one that is not there... Try to figure out what she would want you to do. By that I mean she wont always be around every moment of your life for you to talk to, sometimes you need to do something else instead of wait. You could do something, or wait for something to happen, either way it's your choice Lil-Zero!

Many people go away during the summer, maybe for a few hours/days maybe for weeks. If you really need to find out, then you can call her.
G-Fox

Medic says to call her. Do you have her number? That would be helpfull if you did. But don't bug her too much if you do. Every one needs there space. I got the captin in me and I feel grate! Those carnes know how to serve it up. I gust thought youed like to know. lol. I am half in the bag right now but I can type. Wow I can type. Nice! *thums up* "Oooo Yhaaa!" O man I got to go. Before I start rambling. No I think I am.
If you like her wich I think you do. Just tell her. Tell her We are her friends and would like to say hi. Can you do that? We are here. *thums up* "Oooo Yhaaa!" Yes, I am going. Se you "well, I never really see you." but later man. OK?
LilZero

Alright, but for one, I barely even use a phone! XD
Medic

G-Fox! I didn't know you were a captin! 0.0! ...But I know you wouldn't wana have a captin battle... =(

With you on that, Lil-Zero. I don't like phones- You cant trust them! >.> Clever bastards.. Thought they could trick me, didn't they!?
-Oh ya! Hey Lil-Zero, as long as your mentioning G-Fox, could you tell "Your watching the spiders web" for me?! (It wasn't from me, mind you) Don't forget G-Fox's request too!
Did you learn anything about her whereabouts yet? Please keep us updated! =D Good Luck!
LilZero

Spiders web?

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