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| Astralfox |
Free Paws!Who Here Likes Going bare foot +I Hate Shoes!+ =^.^= |
| Medic |
I never tried it. Are shoes really that bad!?
What is so great about going bare foot? I would really like to know! 0.0 Couldent you hurt yourself in some way? Like on glass or rocks? &.& |
| Astralfox |
It's not me that hates shoes, its my fursona, I don't mind shoes myself... |
| Medic |
Shoes booze news, it all rhymes!
The Fursona? I thought you were your fursona! YOUR A LIER! BURN THE HERETICS! /Me *Assembles an anrgy mob of hamsters with torches to burn Astral*/ COME ON MOB! LETS TAKE DOWN THIS NON-BELIVER! FOR SANTA CALUSE!!!!! /Me call in for support/ *Hamsters by the dozens begin to paratroop all around Astralfox* Freeze Fox! Dont move, dont talk, dont copy and paste this message! *****This is not a underground plan to destroy all foxes, and I deny all exestence of this event ever taking place****** Or we will be forced to take extream action! Just come along with us sir, unless you would like to taste the justice of the Ironcraw clan?! Errr... Ya! Glass shards dont sound fun to step in. |
| mythosloki |
No wars against foxes please ;-;... I like barefoot... :3 |
| Medic |
OOOooozayah! I just tried walking barefoot, outside, in the rain, at winter. Was not that fun! >.> Well kind of fun, but cold- Icey cold! Ozalah in timboltown.
Ah, war against foxes? Mabye, but more over war ageants humans! Reveloution Mytho! Come join in our crusade, Mythosloki! The opression from the humans have lasted too long, we must take back what is ours! Isent a human who looks like a fox -still- a fox? I belive so! |
| Astralfox |
*slips out back door while noone is looking, comes back with angry gaming team* what? an anti-fox army? ooh, time to microwave some hamsters.....
oh, what? the extention-cord broke? damn. oh well. you dont need a microwave to take out humans...* draws katana, cocks pistol and storms off to find some 'umans to hunt... "a message from the PR man:'due to reated incidents involving hamsters, astralfox will be out hunting for a while, he leaves his human fursona to do damage control.' |
| Astralfox |
*pads back into room, wipes suspicious blood-like substance off paws, steps in and bodily turfs human out window* Hello I am back, I, um, didnt get anything...  ok I lie, I did get somthing...
can I join that anti-human crusde now? |
| Medic |
Shure! Fighting for furry freedom! Glad to have ya on our side of the crusade.
But if there is any microization of any hamsters than your an enemy! We hamsters make up in tactics what we lack in size... And were small. Really small. Tiny. *Throws a pebble at a window* Haha! Take that human opperession! The tide of battle is ours... Furry Freedom! ^-^ |
| Astralfox |
im starting an RP topic on the crusade, all welcome with a chip on their shouder about humanity! |
| Medic |
Rp... TOPIC?! O.O
I... errr.. dont.... know... rp...... I Never done any "Role play" things, I do what I do because I did what I did do. My whole online life I have allways just talked with my friends in a WC3 online channle, never called it role playing... It was just real! Iamabit new to the ROLE PLAYING thingy, so please dont be mean! TO THE RP BOARD! annnnnd retreating from the rp board... >.> This rp thing intreges me. I shall do more research! To Google I go! |
| snowfang |
well, back on topic now, I love going barefoot. i do it whenever i can. |
| Medic |
Even in snow? That's cold stuff. |
| Astralfox |
It may be cold, but it's refreshing... |
| Medic |
Cold as to unfold upon the fall of winter snow.
If you mean refreshing as in getting hit with a brick of ice, than I see no reason not to try! (Get someone to throw a ice brick at you, it is VERY refeshing!) ^-^ Besides, their are no shoes that can fit a hamster. (Not that I know of, yet!) |
| Astralfox |
anyway, there's a wikifur (www.furry.wikia.com) link and entry on freepaws. it is interesting. |
| Medic |
Waza? o,0?
Oh good job Astral, now I am even more confused! I thought a fur, was just a fur, but noooo! They have to throw around 500 discriptions and terms at me! It even says I am not allowed to wear shoes! Something to do with non-anthro quiadiee thing. Than it got into all these other subjects, like fursonas! I see that and think, (How can someone be more than one thing!) Come on, even 'I' dont have a fursona! I.. am so confused... (*curls up into a ball and waits*) |
| Astralfox |
barefoot is fun no matter what, besides, how would they make shoes that small anyway..? |
| Medic |
You would need a tiny shoemaker. Who makes tiny shoes.. |
| Astralfox |
woah. i havent posted here in several milenia, so i'll say somthing, i have only been stung by bees twice in a 5 year barepaw spree. |
| Medic |
Glory.
Bee stings, I dont think they would target you just because you had no shoes... Musta still hurt, like sharp rocks cutting into your fur, skin, blood and bone. Also depends greatly on the type of bee that is doing the action of singing, the amount of pain. I suppose the question is, do the Pros outweigh the cons of free paws? |
| Astralfox |
normally, they do. however somtimes... well the area i live in has lots of thistles and gorse. you have to watch where you're padding... |
| Medic |
Thistles... They are a problem indeed.
I got this radical crazy idea, what if you like, found something that thistles *could not* hurt, than somehow apply that to the situation that the threat of thistles puts you in. There must be some way to prevent these things! But how? Mabye.. If you take the thristle proof item, and umm,.. Attack the plant with it? No no.. To much work. What if we use that item as a way to protect you? I dont know, mabye something you can hold to block the thristles?! Like, a shield! -Nevermind that... It would waste too much carry space, need to have your paws free righto? Ok, how about- I FIGURED IT OUT! Allright, take that item and slide on it! .. Ok, mabye not, that would require too much of the meterial. Needs to be portable, carryless, and thristle-proof.. What if.. You somehow tie the rock, to the area of thristle impact? Ya! It would save you the torment of thristles, while not hindering your movement. When your out of the thristle area, you could take them off and save them for another time! Perfect! Astral, I do belive we have stumbled across a invention, that will reveloutionize the way we walk forever! Cheers all around! ^-^ Good job! ...oh darn, did I get off topic? |
| Astralfox |
not at all, medic... not at all... |
| Medic |
Great Marching Man of Death! Glad I dident, quite worried for a while.
Speeking of skeletions, I think that the most awsome Gang ever would be "The Brits." Oh ya, a british gang! You would have Baz, and Waltson.... Astral, I belive you went off topic! How do you expect to have a intelligent conversation If you can't even stay on the subject at hand! Wait wait wait.. What if someone was a snake? |
| Astralfox |
hmmmm, an anthro snake would have feet? but wouldnt that make them a lizard? hmmm... if anyone else could join in, seems like its only me and medic around here these days... |
| Medic |
Astral, my friend, there are more! Just fewer posts.. Ah If only I could get my other friends to join, than BOOM! Post Parade I tell you, a parade of posts.
Unfourtionaly, the problem is if I ask him to join a site with a thread devoted to "furry in the bedroom", "Yiffable Plushies", and "Yiff Role-Play". They could create some problems, plenty of them. It is just the adult parts I am worried about, the furry idea I can easly translate! If anyone can think of a way around these problems, than I am all up for it. -But, we do get off topic quite easily... Like the tragic story of "The Apple Tree." (We made it!) -- Yes a snake can not have paws and legs! Otherwise it would not be a snake. (Except for this one really weird snake with tiny tiny tiny paws, less than 1 cm) But this could be false, for I am not a snake and there by could not know what it is to be a snake. Could they wear pants? Wouldent pants for a snake be a sock with a hole in it? Questions, questions, questions, baffeling to the bewildered! I do say. |
| SXTC |
.....could someone explain to me what this topic is about and what is going on inside of it? 
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| Medic |
Allright SXTC! You see, it is about paws, and the pursuit of truth on the subjects that comes with it. Other than that- I have no idea. Astral might know! You could ask him... only if you deliver this magical Golden Book to a bloodthirsty shrew living inside of a hole in the middle of a flaming forest! Surrounded by broken glass from the 15th annual Classy Glass celebration! -And let me tell you, it's extra glassy.
Now, there is many things you can do now SXTC. You could, Ignore the post: Resulting in my farmost discontent, and a make of hate. Or you could, Respond to the post above in a negative way, making me feel insecure, and less likely to trust you. You could also, Accualy respond and go along with the post, turning it into a very fun, but off topic, adventure, that will probably get us into trouble. Or answer it in one of the many ways that I belive you are capable of, your choice! Just do not forget, there are ways of doing both, getting the result you were looking for and none of the negative effects! Your choice. Oh ya, Paws! I allmost forgot- this topic is about the title of the topic! But in another way, I was pondering about the situation a Snake would be in while attempting to wear a shoe, pants, or anything for that matter. Could elephants wear high heels? I think not. And birds, are bird shoes even possible? So many questions.. |
| Astralfox |
go to the wikifur entry on
"freepaws'', its a lifestyle thing |
| Medic |
Order!
Astral, after much time of searching I have found it!! ..It was bit of a dissapointment.. BUT all was not in Vain!! I did learn that I am not even on the top 30 most common species list, In fact, hamsters are not even mentioned in the page that lists all of the rodents! Beaten by mice I say! An outrage to hamsters everywhere! ..we could beat mice.. Here is the page with da paws! Read well, if you can. http://furry.wikia.com/wiki/Free_paws |
| G-Fox |
Medic you are wrong! See the old movie Dream Scape with the Snake man in it. Yes! He is a snake man with claws and clawed feet. Called the boogy man in it though. Scarry thing that Snake man was. But then again it was an old movie. Not much of a refrence on snake men out there to go on. |
| Medic |
Wha? I am wrong!?! NOOOOOOOOOoooooooarghagonagrawanblengougglplux....
That's not fiar I dont even know what Dream Scape is! But dont type 3 and 4 furries have the human base, than added animal fetures? I did not know it applied to snakes too, does it work with fish and ants as well? |
| Astralfox |
*Astralfox has a headache* |
| Medic |
A headache in your paws? Pure nonsense, Astral fox!
How would an appendage such as a paw get an ache from the head is surely within the realm of impossabatude-ability! Then again, the brain tissue has no pain nerves. So what ache you are feeling is most likely in the sinus of your skull, not the paw silly fox! |
| Ginny |
Wow. I wouldn't have thought going barefoot would have ended up with such a big...ya know...BACKGROUND. Crazy. Furs are silly. :3 |
| Medic |
Yes it does have quite a large background! A ground that expands each day with further study and research.
In fact, recent breakthrough has been made by our top sicentists in the hamster commuinty, quite surpising I must say. It turns out that the human species does not see through what we now know as "feet," a age-old common mistake made before. In relation, the regarder laser devices dug into the subjects head are in reality the tools that humans use to see! (Warning, do not stab the "Iye" as it will actavate sudden rage for yet to be known reasons) The progress we are making is astounding Ginny! But there is much to learn still yet. |
| Ginny |
...Medic, have you ever...
Never mind. X3 |
| Astralfox |
I'd have to agree with that... |
| Medic |
Have I what?! O.O What Is it!?!
DARN THIS UNBEARABLE CONFUSION!! |
| Astralfox |
bring-forth the anti-confusion whisk!
www.freepaws.com |
| Medic |
THE LINK DOES NOT WORK!! More... Confusion!...
And I STILL dont know what I have ever not done! |
| Astralfox |
ooops... sorry... it's
www.freepaws.org |
| Medic |
I fail to understand the page that you linked Astralfox.
These animals protrayed in that web page confuse me further more than I have been before! Could someone please explain this to me?! And what did Ginny mean!?! |