Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 5:45 pm Post subject: The crusade (open to all)
(ooc; this topic was spawned by a disscussion between myself, medic and mythsloki)
Astralfox looked wearily out of the window, Medic's words hung around him like a mist, maybe he should help the crusade, what with the oppression and all, "ok, thats it, Im in..." he turned around to notice medic had dissapeared completly! "ok, where'd he go...?" he muttered, searching from room to room... _________________ You cannot catch, contain, nor destroy me. for I am energy.
I AM NOT A FOX, DAMMIT
(This is the crusade!)
*Jumps out of a bucket*
GOOD AFTERNOON! Astral fox.
Sorry I was gone for a while, I have recived some word that something is amist in the folly of our uprising. (what?)
Yes, my scouts have been reporting that there a humans running around in fur suits pretending to be animals!
Oh ya it's true! Cleverly hidden in some sort of suit covered in fur, there are watching us. It's been said that they go around and capture our comrads, than storing them in a high tech prision type of complex.
For all we know anyone of us could be an enemy... >.> Even You! Have you any proof that your not a human in a suit! Wait a seocnd... That's it!
I have come up with a great plan, we shall put you- atral fox in a fox fur suit, so they will think that your a fox!
You will Skydive into the Prision Complex, where you will be captured than you will be inside the base! Release our allies than get out!
It's genius, like a Trojin horse without the horse- just the awsomeness of the plan.
Have you any questions? Comrade Astral Fox?
*Raises paw* I do have something to ask of ya, do you walk upright? Because we need someone who can menuver like a human for the plan to work.
Take this toothpick and go! *gives astral a small plastic toothpick.* May it bring you luck. _________________ Hamsters for life!
-=Should the need arise to wiggle to the right till feelings the resistance=-
I <3 Sel
"A human suit? a wonderful idea! but a combat knife may be more useful than a toothpick..." * walks out the door to a waiting helicopter...* " furry freedom!" _________________ You cannot catch, contain, nor destroy me. for I am energy.
I AM NOT A FOX, DAMMIT
A HELECOPTER! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*Takes out a Rocket Luncker* Die!... Ok I cant shoot this thing.... >.> No thumbs.
Astral Fox darn you! You got a helecopter?! Do you have any idea how easily they will see you. Stealth, my friend, stealth.
This is why we must lunch you from our foxapult. Designed to fling furs far from here. (IT'S ANOTHER FFFF)
Yup, thanks to some quick thinking by our smart department, (ME) this is the best way for you to inflatrate the Prision Complex.
Parashoots are too big, this is why we will give you a net.
Why would you use a net? Simple!
You attack each end of the next onto one steak/pole/spear thing, than before you hit da ground you throw the poles into the ground! Creating a catch net.
Combat knives are for panzies! A toothpick is for a true warrior! *Replaces Astral's knife with a toothpick* Weild it with pride.
Now Go! The Foxapult awates! _________________ Hamsters for life!
-=Should the need arise to wiggle to the right till feelings the resistance=-
I <3 Sel
uummm... I broke your toothpick... sorry... oh, heres another one, ok, but wheres the hamster-a-pult? _________________ You cannot catch, contain, nor destroy me. for I am energy.
I AM NOT A FOX, DAMMIT
come to think of it, maybe I'll just wear my armor.... _________________ You cannot catch, contain, nor destroy me. for I am energy.
I AM NOT A FOX, DAMMIT
GINNY! -= It =-
IT IS WHAT IS GOING ON! Better get going or your never going to get to what's going on.
Astral, glad to see you alive. There is no Hamster-a-pult currently under development, but there is a Hamapult, used to throw cleverly disguized pices of paper that looks like bacon at the enemy, causeing them to leave their spots of hiding.
-wait a second. Ginny! Your in the fourm. The location of your post is currently in this fourm, making you apart of it! >.> I got an idea...
*Avatar kicks open his box, moves to the right side of the topic than grabs on the the scroll bar that lifts him up onto Astral's last post.* Hello Astral!
*Jumps off of the post, grabing onto the word "don't" while falling back to this post*
Well that worked out well. (^-^) But what to do with the wanna...
*Drops the wana HERE!*v
Astral, I do not think you fight them useing amour.It is very shiny, and a becon of light is not the best think on a mission such as this... -What's that!
Shhhh, look! Over there. Do you see what I see Astral!?
Something's approching us, HAHA! Clever fools, they thought by sending someone dressed up as, what appears to be something in the suit of a femal fox, that they could trick us! NOT TODAY! Astral, set ready the defences, if they want war- they got it. _________________ Hamsters for life!
-=Should the need arise to wiggle to the right till feelings the resistance=-
I <3 Sel
If you havent seen, my armour is a dull green *pulls off helmet, almost drops it out of avatar box, just catches it.*
hmmm, where did I put my spud gun.... _________________ You cannot catch, contain, nor destroy me. for I am energy.
I AM NOT A FOX, DAMMIT
You left it up there! *Points above*
Dull green you say? Dont worry Astral, I am on the problem! *Takes out a Neon Green crayon and scribbles on the amour, than draws a BIG smiley face in the center.*
LOOK AT IT! It, perfect!
I never seen such great amour, it just strikes fear right inta'ya right Astral? _________________ Hamsters for life!
-=Should the need arise to wiggle to the right till feelings the resistance=-
I <3 Sel
My Avatar is now a black paradier, so, no neon green for me!
anyway, where'd ginny go? _________________ You cannot catch, contain, nor destroy me. for I am energy.
I AM NOT A FOX, DAMMIT
GINNY IS GONE! *Shakes Astral fox*
Dont you get that?!? We have been, unable to find her... *looks at ground than turns away depressed*
She did the best she could... But that wasent enough. WAS IT ASTRAL?!! (*Has a flashback* She stayed at that theater 4 seconds to long...) I dont have to remind you, you were there...
*Looks back at Astral, cheered up* But that was the past. Right!
o.0 Your avatar confuses me, it looks like a marching skeletion.?! _________________ Hamsters for life!
-=Should the need arise to wiggle to the right till feelings the resistance=-
I <3 Sel
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 4:13 pm Post subject: The black parade
Dont you understand? its the black parade, (my chemical romance, a good semi goth rock group) whats there not to get? _________________ You cannot catch, contain, nor destroy me. for I am energy.
I AM NOT A FOX, DAMMIT
"hold on a minute, what were you doing in the bucket?, that thing should be out in the garden shed" Astral glances out the window, around the rows of bikes/cars ect. and see's a dark shadow flit past the shed..."what the frak was that?" _________________ You cannot catch, contain, nor destroy me. for I am energy.
I AM NOT A FOX, DAMMIT
The Black parade is scary... Does.. That make you scary Astral fox?
If your so scary than why dont YOU go to the shadow!
Allright, off you go. Kick some shadowy ass, black parade. *Pushes astral twords the shadow*
DIE CURSED WRECH OF THE SUN! *Throws a battery at the shadow*
O.O Annnnd... Nothing happened! Your turn Astral... _________________ Hamsters for life!
-=Should the need arise to wiggle to the right till feelings the resistance=-
I <3 Sel
*hits shadow with stick thing* its-not-working!... ok, I'm out of ideas...... got any more sunflower seeds? _________________ You cannot catch, contain, nor destroy me. for I am energy.
I AM NOT A FOX, DAMMIT
*Takes one out of mouth* Why Yes I do, but I think that is not our problem copared to THIS SHADOW THING!
*Stares at shadow*
Shadowy.. It looks like a shadow Astral. From what I know shadows cant hurt us!
So we must BURN THE SHADOW! *Pours oil all over the shadow*
>D Light it astral! I dont have any matches on me..
(Creepy marching skeletion) _________________ Hamsters for life!
-=Should the need arise to wiggle to the right till feelings the resistance=-
I <3 Sel
*Jumps back* AHAHHHHAH!!! WHAT THE??! @.@?!
!! WHO ARE YOU..?!... wait... Felix?! Oh, hey there Felix! Ah, dont scare me like that, it very mean indeed.
My orders? O.O I can give orders!? ^-^ Allright! Time to.. give... orders....
.... Umm.. I need you to- no no, not that... You could, errr... something?
Sorry, I am not used to giving others of a differnt spicies orders, infact, I am not very orderative at all!
But, I do have ONE order for you Felix... REVEAL YOURSELF LIEING ROUGE OF THE DARKNESS!!! *shifts eyes* Ya, I know who you are Felix, and your plans- so dont try this "your orders" stuff on me! You Sanguine, shallow-hearted artic fox! _________________ Hamsters for life!
-=Should the need arise to wiggle to the right till feelings the resistance=-
I <3 Sel
Stuart walks out from behind Felix "dont talk about him like that! we just want to help, and he isnt shallow!" _________________ ~insert corruption here~
WHAT THE?!? Where did YOU come from!?! And what do you know about what is going on around here? *shins a flashlight on Killer and Felix* Who are you two?! Where did I get this flashlight...
I suppose that does not matter now does it not? Whoever you two are, your help is thanked.
Here's what's going to happen.. *pulls out a 1 by 1 inch map*
Ok you, evil eye guy, will be here- while that strangly humanish friend of yours will be guarding our entrance HERE! Me and the the rest will rush in and go for the objective. My scouts have reported that this fortress is well fortified, they got a well massed army of rats- my crew and I will take em out, you and the other will go for their elites after we break in.
Sounds clear right? Whatever you do, DONT destroy the goods!
Operation G.R.E.E.N. is ready for lunch, but we need more time to mobalize.
Any questions? _________________ Hamsters for life!
-=Should the need arise to wiggle to the right till feelings the resistance=-
I <3 Sel
Location: The Darkness of the Night still here but out of sight
Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 8:25 pm Post subject:
Gives a "YES SIR!" before walking outside noticing a red splater on his fur he reaches up to his head feeling a four inch wide hole in his head he colapses murrmering "Now this is why i try not to get involved.... Stupid war" His heart stops due to loss of blood while his body starts to turn icy cold _________________ Death is only the opposite of Life............... Isn't it?
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